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Liquidsation 05-29-2007 05:13 AM

Some will want the wife and some will just want the morphine!!

kennyo 05-29-2007 09:04 AM


Originally Posted by Liquidsation (Post 2143149)
Some will want the wife and some will just want the morphine!!

Give me the morphine and i'll do everyones wife!

kennyo 05-29-2007 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by Strip Poker 388 (Post 2140169)
Now catch up grass hopper:drink: :drink:

I agree with Thunderusone! I'm getting carpal tunnel thinking about it master.

thunderusone 05-29-2007 03:16 PM

The mo-phine will make your sticker peck out. Kenny, I tried to call you Sunday. We were up there cruising around. I checked the usual hangouts and never saw you. Eric said we met Corey coming down the lake but I missed him too. It only cost me $3500.00 for Sunday. $500.00 for a tank of gas that I burned and the $3000.00 for the Upper XR gear case that I trashed. So far 800ft lb no likey XR upper?? I got a whopping 12 hrs out of that one. I am looking for a set of Sixes. I am getting a gear set and upper vertical made out of unobtainium.....it that breaks, I am putting speedmasters on this winter.

thunderusone 05-29-2007 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by kennyo (Post 2143427)
I agree with Thunderusone! I'm getting carpal tunnel thinking about it master.

I herniated a disk jacking off.....I am going to have to go back to one hand.....

Steve Zuckerman 05-29-2007 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by thunderusone (Post 2140646)
My post count is getting ready to go up again......I am having a titanium cage put in my back in a couple of months....I will be on the couch, on morphine, and nothing to do.....so LOOK OUT! Everyone has already offered to come over and phuck my wife while I am down.......

A titanium cage..........man you're gonna be worth a fortune if they melt you down:rolleyes: ......maybe you could use that in your drives and settle for stainless in the back? Now where does that line start:D ??
Regards,
Steve

thunderusone 05-29-2007 10:20 PM

The peanut gallery is now open! Titanium is old news......if you don't have ball peened cryo treated flame hardened unobtanium parts in your drive......you don't have dik!

kennyo 05-30-2007 08:09 AM

Jon, I saw ya'll go by. We were right past 4 seasons trying to stay out of everyones way. Cory left before I got to the dock so I didn't make the trip up river.
I think Eddie needs to put a progressive governor on your engines or add a back up diesel to get you planed off!


P.S. Confucius say "it better to go slow often than fast once!"

thunderusone 05-30-2007 03:00 PM

Well, I have been babying it out of the hole trying to save the drives. The shorties have definately hurt the holeshot.....but not as much as the props from bblades. What part of "DO NOT take any diameter off" is hard to understand. I have a stock set of 30's that are night and day difference. Anyway, I found out that Merc is backordered on Gears until mid june, So I scored a set out of Cali that are being overnighted. Hopefully I will be up and running by the weekend. I like your signature.....JACKAZZZ!!!!!!!

kennyo 05-31-2007 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by thunderusone (Post 2145323)
Well, I have been babying it out of the hole trying to save the drives. The shorties have definately hurt the holeshot.....but not as much as the props from bblades. What part of "DO NOT take any diameter off" is hard to understand. I have a stock set of 30's that are night and day difference. Anyway, I found out that Merc is backordered on Gears until mid june, So I scored a set out of Cali that are being overnighted. Hopefully I will be up and running by the weekend. I like your signature.....JACKAZZZ!!!!!!!

I'll change when your floating again......you know a little incentive!


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