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Originally Posted by Sick Stinger (Post 2476056)

Links i have no complaints. I live everyday to its fullest. ANd if i ever looked liek you at your age, seeing as you have an OL, id get a face lift, or at least hope someone would hit me with the ugly stick probabaly be better looking although anythign would help you. Like I said, Just for men take care of that grey. As for you D not worth a comment like a nat at a cook out. ANd for the record dont know them really not caring to but makes for funny writtings and laughing at these old timers. What it is to be young again. By the way calling me son or sonney and of them id rather hang my self then have any realtion to you other then one i laugh at.
-Mike

"I have no complaints. I live everyday to its fullest and if I ever looked like you at your age, I would get a face lift. Please also take care of your grey hair.

D, you.....(nat a cookout?!)....are not worth my time and energy.

I find it humorous to laugh at these elder gentlemen. They call me sonny as if I were their son, but I would soon commit suicide than to live life as the heir to their hairloss."

Dexter, are you the "Post Translator" I requsted??

Takes a real man to wear pink. And i guess you must be calling steve stepp gay. He is the one who picked the sceme. Good call on that one OLD BOY. I came from mass just if you were wondering where i had came from. LInks and rag im wondering if you to were from the same milk mans sac. Seems that or its just the imbreed going on over there. And yes Rag i know your from NY, doesnt mean you still dont get its across the room instead of the street. And by the way next family reunion the theme shouldnt be "Where is my next EX"
-Mike

I think he's our new moderator.

Link your dada looks good in that pic
-Mike

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Originally Posted by Sick Stinger (Post 2476527)

"It takes a real man to wear pink. I guess you are calling Steve Stepp gay since he is the one who built the boat to mee the customer's order. I am from Massachusets. I have a theory that Links and Rag come from the same male milk delivery person's scrotum. And yes, Rag I know you are from New York. That doesn't mean you .....(trail off because Dexter confused)........And by the way, you should not be looking for your next wife at your family reuinion." (Dexter get it. Ha Ha.)

Hyper so much for those Lobsters you wanted to brink me down. Ill make sure i bring something though promise.
-Mike

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Originally Posted by Shore Thing (Post 2476507)

Are you kiddin? There's plenty information here. Allow me to sum up...

Nobody here has any friends.
Links is only good for outboards.
Bill claims to have found his Exxon card.
Mike is ready to take on an OL after 3 hours of seat time.
I have no reason to be in this forum except to bust ball$.
There's a special 2 for 1 deal on soap boxes all week.
Vicious has been busy this winter. He dropped a 1075 and a #6 into a 22. But no one really cared until they found out about his upgraded soap box high backs from PPI. They are TRICK!
Links IS Bill's hero. In a non-f@ggy way. I think.
Velocity now offers wings as a factory option.
Bill has ordered his wings, and is waiting on sick to place the "who can fly over the bay bridge first" bet.
Links has really polished his photoshop capabilities
Sick bought stock in "just for men" when he realized it wasn't what the name suggested, he began pushing the product on anyone who would listen.
Reading this thread backwards will give you a brain anuerism.
And capital "F" Fountain guys have got it tougher than anyone.

Did i miss anything? I submit that I did not.

THIS JUST IN!! Sick Stinger has announced the Grand Opening Of his "Drive Like The Pros" Performance Boat Driving School!! Congrats Sick!! He has now joined the ranks of the Ultra High Performance Boat Driving Elites such as Bob Teague, John Tomlison, Tres Martin, Brad Schoenwald And that guy from Edgewater MD!!

Link you missed the opening a few pages ago when it was offerd to rags also. You can join if you wish. I know some needs to teach you how to drive that resin bathtub

Yes Dex i was the 1st owner and ordered it that exacat way. Seeing as if you read befor ei has 222 stings and got the boast last year pretty impossable i rdered it but please meet us at v- fest love to see how they help the handi cap do they offer you rides n the little rubber raft and you clamp your hands as you go. ANd i assumme your part of the imbreeding.
-Mike