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Fountain Announcement !!!!
All right you lowly Velocity owners. We at Fountain are introducing our new "Everything Killer" it's a 57' Lightening with 8000hp. It's top speed is 350mph.
So....the inferior boats of the world should not exist anymore. And if they try our parent parent Brunswick (yes of the bowling ball fame) will buy you too. As we have unlimited money. We have built this boat in response to our beak boat owners group's desire to dominate the lakes, bays, rivers and oceans (OH I forgot and Velocity owner's forums) AROUND THE WORLD. regards Mr. Conglomerate This message was paid for by the Fountain will rule the world campaign committee. PS. Small family owned businesses SUCK. |
shouldn't that be followed by "I'M REGGIE FOUNTAIN, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE"??
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You sound bitter Steve. :) :)
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I'm counting on Reggie to spread the wealth.
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Phuck Reggie :ernaehrung004:
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Originally Posted by 1HYPER1
(Post 2727051)
Phuck Reggie :ernaehrung004:
:eek: Bill I'm shocked! |
D thanks for the heads up.
Man I miss it. |
Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
(Post 2727256)
:eek: Bill I'm shocked!
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To be out front in this sport you have to spend BIG money !The boys who buy Outerlimits keep it interesting for good old Reggie . Steve needs to find a customer who wants to Stepp up and build a new boat with staggard monster power to play that game . A lot of Fountain dealers have 42's w/1075's in stock !!! Reggie deserves credit for what he has done and continues to do for the sport of high performance boating .He sets new records and keeps racing and speed in the front of the public media . This in part has forced the industry to advance to the faster lighter stronger boats we enjoy today .If he is the one all the other manufacturers are chasing , he must be doing something right . That said I'll be keeping my Velocity . :cool-smiley-011:
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That was kinda my point.....
to each his own, why all the hate. Why compare a $400k boat to a $1000000 or 22' Velocity to a 35' fountain. but they do. |
Originally Posted by 1HYPER1
(Post 2727286)
Reggie is the only guy that shows up at a poker run with a 3200 hp full blown race boat and runs a bunch of people with pleasure boats and then says he is the fastest guy.:Whatever:The truth is if you had 3200 hp in your boat maybe then you could be the fastest guy at a poker run and you could be the CAT KILLER.I dont see that he has advertised where he got his a** handed to him in Florida by a pleasure boat now do we.I am not saying he does not build a good product because he does but he should paint the proper picture not a picture full of crap.
That Fountain is not a pleasure boat in my book, anymore than a lot of the big cats out there are. I know a couple guys up here that just got a 50' Mystic with turbines to go head to head with the Geico boat, they will no doubt run it in a few poker runs at some point, same as they did with the Bacardi boat it is replacing. Doesn't make it a "pleasure boat", does it? Maybe just your average 3 mil + pleasure boat? There is a lot of truth in what Notda1 said. This industry has benefited from his drive. Maybe he is a bit of a braggart, maybe blows his horn a bit much, has a mild case of selective memory, but that's not unlike some others as well. |
Therefore, much of the action is hurried reducing the romance and sexual tension inherent in the poker run. I would have liked to see the romance part drawn out more to indicate that Fountains real relationship beyond sex had begun before the two supposedly shy individuals brought out the handcuffs and sex toys. Either that or go straight for the obvious erotica story of Reggie and his hot encounter with the twins.
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