Why is Velocity so far down the owners forum
 

As a Velocity owner I hate to scroll so far down the "owners forum". Our boats are killer fast and look fantastic. I figure we should be on the top of the list.

Nope you would need an Activator to be at the top of the list!

Could be worse, you manufacturer could start with a "Z" :D

If its not obvious, the list is alphabetical! You could always bookmark the owners page!

A B C D E F G H I ..............................V this is u :picard1:

We all just like to hang back till the rest break or spin-out!

"Hey there's an activator with it hatch up on the left"
"look over there, It's a Baja thats burnt!"
"uh-oh next up its a Two-fer; a Formula thats just not formidable, followed by a Beak thats Bankrupt"
"and next we have a Sunsation spun-out"
"an Ultra that just up and delaminated"

go ahead keep em going.

LMAO!:thankyouthankyou:

Got one for Scarabs? Oh wait I am an "S", that kinda makes us neighbors, well at least in the same neighborhood! :lolhit:

Too funny, I can't believe anyone thought I was serious:lolhit:

The only time I see any other boats is when I'm passing them.

Just like December

Duh!!, VV, Velocity begins with a "V" not a "D" otherwise it would be Delocity... dumb ass...:lolhit:

Go get a tall mixed :cartman:drink and come back and I'll explain. This may take longer than I thought.

Got to save the best for last

Not sure if that drink's gonna help, maybe too many already?:confused:

Sunday afternoon, home from the boat to kick the cat and pick up some dog shat for garbage day tomorrow. Sitting in front of the corn puter monitor with a hangover and a MIGHTY fine spicy ceaser (drink, not sallad) you Yanks call them bloody marys (tomato juice and Vodka) which suck azz! We use Clamato, kind like a premade tomato spicy cocktail with clam juice, horse raddish,Tobasco, vinigar and wistishire prob "sp" on that one. Sorry a bit side tracked. Anyways laughed my ballz off cause I think still some one thinks the post was real. Or maybe your playing a trick on me to make me think that you are serious which is even more funny, oops ballz fell off again! Have a good Sunday lads I'm off to the marina again.

Hey, we know about the Clamato too!! but you need a little Old Bay on the rim of the glass.

Forgot to include that! Thats how I roll also...

So how many does it take to start rolling?

WTF? You know this person?

No I don't know them.
I just knocked them so far down to get the photo.

Good, now... Dude or chick? Blown up this pix large. No titties, no wiener, no idea? Wierd or what? Good fuking god its 2 in the morning and I can still type. What a loozer, na just stressed, ole lady is very sick,no idea why, cant sleep...