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10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
11-08-2006, 03:40 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
When you start referring to Reggie, Don, Bobby, Paul, Mike, Steve and Norty without last names in a conversation and your friends don’t skip a beat.
When you will drive a truck that is 3K miles overdue for an oil change with no A/C, on bald tires with a 2” ball hooked to an out of service trailer, with 6 bald crusty sun damaged tires and a 2 5’8 hitch 306 miles through the 110 degree weather to make it to the Sandbar so that Monday morning you don’t have to hear “Guess what you missed this weekend?”
When a hot girl driving a boat works better, faster and longer than Viagra.
When the sound of 1275 Sterlings on race fuel and dry pipes works better, faster and longer than Viagra.
When someone complains about the government overtaxing Cigarettes and you assume they mean “Luxury Tax”.
When 90MPH really means 80 mph and 8 footers really mean 4 footers.
When your answer to “How to get a better bl%#w job” is change pulleys and use better gas.
When you custom made expensive new gold chain trinket can double as a Chinese throwing star.
When after too many drinks at the river you have actually contemplated getting a Cigarette #1 tattooed somewhere on your body
When $10,000 per engine for every one mile per hour over 80 sounds reasonable
When you realize that a good 26 hours of your lifetime was spent reading an “Apache, What’s in a name?” Thread
And my last contribution…
When somebody talks about the fast talking, lucky, rich guy with the really bad comb over, Donald Trump never even crosses your mind!
When you will drive a truck that is 3K miles overdue for an oil change with no A/C, on bald tires with a 2” ball hooked to an out of service trailer, with 6 bald crusty sun damaged tires and a 2 5’8 hitch 306 miles through the 110 degree weather to make it to the Sandbar so that Monday morning you don’t have to hear “Guess what you missed this weekend?”
When a hot girl driving a boat works better, faster and longer than Viagra.
When the sound of 1275 Sterlings on race fuel and dry pipes works better, faster and longer than Viagra.
When someone complains about the government overtaxing Cigarettes and you assume they mean “Luxury Tax”.
When 90MPH really means 80 mph and 8 footers really mean 4 footers.
When your answer to “How to get a better bl%#w job” is change pulleys and use better gas.
When you custom made expensive new gold chain trinket can double as a Chinese throwing star.
When after too many drinks at the river you have actually contemplated getting a Cigarette #1 tattooed somewhere on your body
When $10,000 per engine for every one mile per hour over 80 sounds reasonable
When you realize that a good 26 hours of your lifetime was spent reading an “Apache, What’s in a name?” Thread
And my last contribution…
When somebody talks about the fast talking, lucky, rich guy with the really bad comb over, Donald Trump never even crosses your mind!
11-08-2006, 03:48 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
do you know a man that shaves daily grows 130 miles of whiskers a lifetime?
11-08-2006, 06:21 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
When you think getting your picture in Power Boat mag. (the centerfold) is similar to being in Sport Illustrated.....BZ
PG. 85 in the November issue
PG. 85 in the November issue
11-08-2006, 08:18 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
Originally Posted by IDRPSTF
When after too many drinks at the river you have actually contemplated getting a Cigarette #1 tattooed somewhere on your body
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11-08-2006, 08:31 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
Originally Posted by Downtown42
do you know a man that shaves daily grows 130 miles of whiskers a lifetime?
11-08-2006, 08:43 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
Originally Posted by IDRPSTF
When you realize that a good 26 hours of your lifetime was spent reading an “Apache, What’s in a name?” Thread
And my last contribution…
When somebody talks about the fast talking, lucky, rich guy with the really bad comb over, Donald Trump never even crosses your mind!
And Regei, thats just to funny
11-08-2006, 09:12 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
Originally Posted by Dangerous Dave
you win Cuda....you win.
11-09-2006, 07:47 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
[wet dream],,,, now always refers to dreams with your boat
you towed your boat in your friends funeral procession... [this is true I did this]
the silver wear at your home is made by Snap-on
the only fish that has ever been in your boat was blackened
you towed your boat in your friends funeral procession... [this is true I did this]
the silver wear at your home is made by Snap-on
the only fish that has ever been in your boat was blackened
11-09-2006, 09:57 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
You live in Vermont and your more concerned with air/fuel ratios than fuc@ing winter coming.
