When you start referring to Reggie, Don, Bobby, Paul, Mike, Steve and Norty without last names in a conversation and your friends don’t skip a beat.
When you will drive a truck that is 3K miles overdue for an oil change with no A/C, on bald tires with a 2” ball hooked to an out of service trailer, with 6 bald crusty sun damaged tires and a 2 5’8 hitch 306 miles through the 110 degree weather to make it to the Sandbar so that Monday morning you don’t have to hear “Guess what you missed this weekend?”
When a hot girl driving a boat works better, faster and longer than Viagra.
When the sound of 1275 Sterlings on race fuel and dry pipes works better, faster and longer than Viagra.
When someone complains about the government overtaxing Cigarettes and you assume they mean “Luxury Tax”.
When 90MPH really means 80 mph and 8 footers really mean 4 footers.
When your answer to “How to get a better bl%#w job” is change pulleys and use better gas.
When you custom made expensive new gold chain trinket can double as a Chinese throwing star.
When after too many drinks at the river you have actually contemplated getting a Cigarette #1 tattooed somewhere on your body
When $10,000 per engine for every one mile per hour over 80 sounds reasonable
When you realize that a good 26 hours of your lifetime was spent reading an “Apache, What’s in a name?” Thread
And my last contribution…
When somebody talks about the fast talking, lucky, rich guy with the really bad comb over, Donald Trump never even crosses your mind!