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10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
11-07-2006, 11:08 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
Every girl you meet has to pass the "would she look good on the sunpad in a thong" test. 
You mention boating in the first sentence you say to her and she keeps the conversation going.
You mention boating in the first sentence you say to her and she keeps the conversation going.
11-07-2006, 11:09 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
Your "Cigarette" stickers are color coordinated to your car color. 
11-07-2006, 11:53 PM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
You attach lanyards to your car keys and when it rains you put exhaust tip covers on while parked
You think the show Viva la Bam has something to do with transmissions
You replace the door to the main bedroom of your house with a privacy curtain and install a portapotti under your bed!
You think the show Viva la Bam has something to do with transmissions
You replace the door to the main bedroom of your house with a privacy curtain and install a portapotti under your bed!
11-08-2006, 12:05 AM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
When you hear the word "blower" you immediately think of more power, but your buddies start reminiscing about that one girl from college.
11-08-2006, 05:09 AM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
You try to make a small fortune with boating by starting with a large fortune although you are not mentally sick and know what you are doing.
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11-08-2006, 07:01 AM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
U spend more time w/ the boat than your wife so she says
U thought that boat was expensive, wait til my attorney getz thru w/ U!
U thought that boat was expensive, wait til my attorney getz thru w/ U!
11-08-2006, 08:12 AM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
[QUOTE=Dangerous Dave]
you own successful Burger Kings yet still fell compelled to get into the boating business (and do a good job of it)
OOOOOH MY GOD!!
FRED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WHERE ARE YA!!!!
you own successful Burger Kings yet still fell compelled to get into the boating business (and do a good job of it)
OOOOOH MY GOD!!
FRED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WHERE ARE YA!!!!
11-08-2006, 08:30 AM
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Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
Instead of "one time at band camp", you start every conversation regarding sex with, "one time on oso unsensored".
