Thanks Roy/Get Real Performance (Drive Bottles)
08-11-2007, 05:06 PM
#12
VIP Member
VIP Member
Here is the email I sent to Roy;
Dear Roy,
I cant tell you how much we appreciate you for helping our slow friend Rob, you see, he spends way too much time on the internet surfing porn, his eyesight is failing as well as the hair from his palms keeps getting caught in the keys of his keyboard. When he ordered the first set, his not so bright buddy Boudreaux was in the garage yelling to him through the window what to order, even though Rob blames Boudreaux, it's not his fault, he got smacked in the head with a gator tail when he was 3 as his family owns a traveling alligator wrestling show. They didnt have time to wait in the hospital and left him there, being as Robs family helped raise him, he is there 24-7. He is still cross eyed from the gator whack, but has a heart of gold, and works like crazy instead of being a mud cricket and living off of others. So, in conclusion, thank you for helping our friend as he really doesnt know better, and your exemplary service has gone duely noted, I do apologize that it cost you well over 2 thousand dollars to make a 500 set of drive bottles.
Sincerely,
Offshoredrillin
VP of Pubic Relations SBRT
Dear Roy,
I cant tell you how much we appreciate you for helping our slow friend Rob, you see, he spends way too much time on the internet surfing porn, his eyesight is failing as well as the hair from his palms keeps getting caught in the keys of his keyboard. When he ordered the first set, his not so bright buddy Boudreaux was in the garage yelling to him through the window what to order, even though Rob blames Boudreaux, it's not his fault, he got smacked in the head with a gator tail when he was 3 as his family owns a traveling alligator wrestling show. They didnt have time to wait in the hospital and left him there, being as Robs family helped raise him, he is there 24-7. He is still cross eyed from the gator whack, but has a heart of gold, and works like crazy instead of being a mud cricket and living off of others. So, in conclusion, thank you for helping our friend as he really doesnt know better, and your exemplary service has gone duely noted, I do apologize that it cost you well over 2 thousand dollars to make a 500 set of drive bottles.
Sincerely,
Offshoredrillin
VP of Pubic Relations SBRT
08-12-2007, 11:49 AM
#13
Here is the email I sent to Roy;
Dear Roy,
I cant tell you how much we appreciate you for helping our slow friend Rob, you see, he spends way too much time on the internet surfing porn, his eyesight is failing as well as the hair from his palms keeps getting caught in the keys of his keyboard. When he ordered the first set, his not so bright buddy Boudreaux was in the garage yelling to him through the window what to order, even though Rob blames Boudreaux, it's not his fault, he got smacked in the head with a gator tail when he was 3 as his family owns a traveling alligator wrestling show. They didnt have time to wait in the hospital and left him there, being as Robs family helped raise him, he is there 24-7. He is still cross eyed from the gator whack, but has a heart of gold, and works like crazy instead of being a mud cricket and living off of others. So, in conclusion, thank you for helping our friend as he really doesnt know better, and your exemplary service has gone duely noted, I do apologize that it cost you well over 2 thousand dollars to make a 500 set of drive bottles.
Sincerely,
Offshoredrillin
VP of Pubic Relations SBRT
Dear Roy,
I cant tell you how much we appreciate you for helping our slow friend Rob, you see, he spends way too much time on the internet surfing porn, his eyesight is failing as well as the hair from his palms keeps getting caught in the keys of his keyboard. When he ordered the first set, his not so bright buddy Boudreaux was in the garage yelling to him through the window what to order, even though Rob blames Boudreaux, it's not his fault, he got smacked in the head with a gator tail when he was 3 as his family owns a traveling alligator wrestling show. They didnt have time to wait in the hospital and left him there, being as Robs family helped raise him, he is there 24-7. He is still cross eyed from the gator whack, but has a heart of gold, and works like crazy instead of being a mud cricket and living off of others. So, in conclusion, thank you for helping our friend as he really doesnt know better, and your exemplary service has gone duely noted, I do apologize that it cost you well over 2 thousand dollars to make a 500 set of drive bottles.
Sincerely,
Offshoredrillin
VP of Pubic Relations SBRT
Rob[OSD} I appreciate your concern of my up bringing, my extracurricular activities and letting our fellow OSO members know why I am the way I am.Maybe it because I was brest fed by our neighbor,who knows?I guess I cant help it
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10-17-2007, 09:45 AM
#14
Does anybody know if Get Real's [Roy] phone # has change? I just get a beep when calling and leave a message. I have been calling.Ive emailed them,Even PMed them trying to get intouch with them for the last 2 /12 months ? I was having a defective bracket replaced and cant get intouch with them anymore. Figured something might of happened to them?
Thanks
Rob
Thanks
Rob
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