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    Post New Treatment For Coma Patients

    [SIZE=3]Leave it to a Man[/SIZE]

    A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving
    her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her private
    parts and notices that there is a response on the
    monitor when she touches her.

    They go to her husband and explain what happened,
    telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral
    sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

    The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll
    close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
    The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
    The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants
    and says, "I think she choked."

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