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Old 02-15-2002, 05:23 PM
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A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving
her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her private
parts and notices that there is a response on the
monitor when she touches her.

They go to her husband and explain what happened,
telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral
sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll
close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines..no
pulse..no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants
and says, "I think she choked."
 
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