Joe was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his
wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies Joe.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" exclaims Joe. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to South Dakota."
"Thanks," says Joe, "but how did you know I was from South Dakota ?"
The agent replies, "I saw the picture of Tom Daschle in between."
Last edited by Risk Taker; 03-16-2002 at 06:45 PM.
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