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LutzParty 03-20-2002 10:44 AM

Something to Ponder On
 
Think about this and lets see what response we get.

A woman is getting ready for bed, as she does she is reading a book. She tires..... closes the book, turns out the light and goes to sleep.

When she wakes, she is reading the newspaper and finds out the in the night a ship has crashed and their are NO survivors.

The woman is so distraught over the incident that she takes her own life.

Why???

This is a good Brain Teaser for a Wednesday

:D :D

mattyboy 03-20-2002 10:50 AM

she was on the boat and the news papers are never wrong so she had to take her own life
mattyboy

CatAttack 03-20-2002 10:53 AM

She was reading a book because her husband was away on a cruise the boat sank he's dead she had nothing to live for ???

PhantomChaos 03-20-2002 10:57 AM

She had 100% of her investment portfolio in stock of the ship's insurance company. Just a guess.

LutzParty 03-20-2002 11:08 AM

NOPE

She is not related to anyone on the boat, does not own a part of the cruise ship line, and the only investment she has is WalMart (made a killing withit in the 70-80s)

Keep guessing........:D

KCHOTBOAT 03-20-2002 11:16 AM

She missed the boat.:confused:

Shorgasm 03-20-2002 11:21 AM

No she sleeps in a light house..........You Nimrods!!!!

When she went to sleep she turned out the light and the ship hit something........Um....Duh!!!:rolleyes:

supercrash 03-20-2002 11:22 AM

The book she is reading is about the ship..When she finds out it sank she offed her self....maybe the titanic????????

LutzParty 03-20-2002 11:28 AM

DOH

Shor, you figured it out or had perhaps heard that before.

Well Try this one on for size then

In 1885 a man went on a 4 day business trip via horseback.
He left on Tuesday and returned on Tuesday.

How?

OnTheBay 03-20-2002 11:30 AM


Originally posted by Shorgasm
No she sleeps in a light house..........You Nimrods!!!!

When she went to sleep she turned out the light and the ship hit something........Um....Duh!!!:rolleyes:

Dam Shorgasm "your good" :cool:


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