Think about this and lets see what response we get.

A woman is getting ready for bed, as she does she is reading a book. She tires..... closes the book, turns out the light and goes to sleep.

When she wakes, she is reading the newspaper and finds out the in the night a ship has crashed and their are NO survivors.

The woman is so distraught over the incident that she takes her own life.

Why???

This is a good Brain Teaser for a Wednesday

she was on the boat and the news papers are never wrong so she had to take her own life
mattyboy

She was reading a book because her husband was away on a cruise the boat sank he's dead she had nothing to live for ???

She had 100% of her investment portfolio in stock of the ship's insurance company. Just a guess.

NOPE

She is not related to anyone on the boat, does not own a part of the cruise ship line, and the only investment she has is WalMart (made a killing withit in the 70-80s)

Keep guessing........

She missed the boat.

No she sleeps in a light house..........You Nimrods!!!!

When she went to sleep she turned out the light and the ship hit something........Um....Duh!!!

The book she is reading is about the ship..When she finds out it sank she offed her self....maybe the titanic????????

DOH

Shor, you figured it out or had perhaps heard that before.

Well Try this one on for size then

In 1885 a man went on a 4 day business trip via horseback.
He left on Tuesday and returned on Tuesday.

How?

Dam Shorgasm "your good"