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    Talking OT: "The Horse and the Chicken"

    The Horse and the Chicken

    A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

    A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

    Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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    Nope.........came out of my archives.......

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    So true! As my girlfreind says, "The girls that say size doesn't matter, don't know the difference!"

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    Ginger or Mary Ann? Charter Member US1 Fountain's Avatar
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    Well, on the flip side........If you drive a BMW, you don't need to be hung like a horse. Picture of my new car
    Last edited by US1 Fountain; 12-02-2011 at 11:19 AM.
    Some people are like Slinkies - Not really good for anything, but they
    bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

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    Very Nice Ride!!!!! Have you mounted the hitch yet??

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