kaamacat

Audio.......Good one. Seriously though.........

Lived in Tampa during mid-80's, and one day outside an
Albertsons (like a CVS, Eckerds..etc), there was a beautiful
van parked just outside the front door. Had some risque' women
on the sides done in nice airbrush...etc.....So, the owner
gets out to go in I guess, to get a quick pack of cigs.

After he gets out, I see this little old lady walk up to the
side of his van, holding a little paper bag. She reaches inside
and pulls out a can of spray paint. She starts to spray red paint over the left side painting. (I'm in shock). She then heads around to the right side to do the same thing.

By that time the owner comes out the front door and trys to
pull her away from the van. She's holding onto the front
antenna while he trys to get her away from the van. The antenna finally bends and breaks off. (this is now a video magic moment )......and get this. With the antenna she stabs the
guy. He died about 1hour later.

(of van ariel disease).

skaterize

absolutely nuts

Bayley

Got pulled over in Atlanta this weekend for doing 85 mph on I-75. When the cop walked up to me, he said: "What makes you think you can speeding through Atlanta like that?!?"

I said: "Well, if it was OK for Sherman to do it..."

Uncle Toys

Bad Audio, bad Lutz - both of you go to your rooms without super.

mopower

Kaamacat,
Don't quit your day job

Uncle Toys

Actually Jon, that reminds me of the time I ran over a cat. The cop made me go door to door and find the owner. When I finally found her, I felt terrible enough, but this poor old lady looked devastated. The cop told me to offer to pay for the cat, so I took out twenty bucks and told the old lady I was sorry. I knew I couldn’t replace her pet, but maybe the money would some how make it a little better. With teary eyes, she finally accepted, but as soon as she took the money, the cop push me aside and arrested her.