Stupidest question asked about your boat.
09-02-2003, 11:08 PM
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Originally posted by DEVIL MAN
.......................they just walk away insulted and shaking their heads thinking I am being a jerk!!!!
DMan
.......................they just walk away insulted and shaking their heads thinking I am being a jerk!!!!
DMan
If the shoe fits!!!!!!!!!!
I get asked all the time........... "I bet your boat is WAY faster than those Cigarette boats!" I of course, have to agree.
09-02-2003, 11:17 PM
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I have an Advantage Boats, 34 Offshore. It is plainly visible on the side of the boat near the gunnels...big letters.
I was tied up in the courtesy slips at Highport Marina, Lake Texoma. A gentleman walks up and looks the boat over admiring it and asks "That's a Baja isn't it?"
I was tied up in the courtesy slips at Highport Marina, Lake Texoma. A gentleman walks up and looks the boat over admiring it and asks "That's a Baja isn't it?"
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09-02-2003, 11:47 PM
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Dirt Bag in a POS fishing boat as I pull up to the dock:
What happened to your windshield?
Me: It doesn't have one.
DB: Yeah, what happened to it?
Me: It didn't come with one, kinda like a race boat.
DB: Why would you buy a boat without a windshield?
Me: What happened to all your fish?
DB: ???? with dumb look and mouth open as I walked away, shaking my head.
What happened to your windshield?
Me: It doesn't have one.
DB: Yeah, what happened to it?
Me: It didn't come with one, kinda like a race boat.
DB: Why would you buy a boat without a windshield?
Me: What happened to all your fish?
DB: ???? with dumb look and mouth open as I walked away, shaking my head.
09-03-2003, 01:00 AM
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As I just got done firing up my Velocity @ the boat lauch a women comes up to me.
Her: Do you need some leeches
I look back into the boat and back at her.
Me: No but my Dr. says I should try that next.
Her: Oh really what for?
Me: Herpes.
Her: Really!? Wow, never heard of that.
She then went over to another boat.
Her: Need any leeches? They cure herpes!
The guys on the boat got a really digusted look on their face. I wasn't sure if she was joking or really believed me, but the smell of booze weed smoke gave me a pretty good idea.
WTF would I need with leeches???????
Her: Do you need some leeches
I look back into the boat and back at her.
Me: No but my Dr. says I should try that next.
Her: Oh really what for?
Me: Herpes.
Her: Really!? Wow, never heard of that.
She then went over to another boat.
Her: Need any leeches? They cure herpes!
The guys on the boat got a really digusted look on their face. I wasn't sure if she was joking or really believed me, but the smell of booze weed smoke gave me a pretty good idea.
WTF would I need with leeches???????
09-03-2003, 07:06 AM
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I was asked by a guy who saw the Cigarette sticker on my truck window:
him> WHAT! do you smoke?
me>no
him>well then WTF is Cigarette Racing Team?
me>its the name of a boat builder
him> but it says RACING TEAM!
at this point I decided to have a little fun
me> yes it is an offshore racing team
him>WTF is offshore racing?
me> its where you take 30 to 50ft. boats that go 70 to 200mph and beat the snot out of them in 6 ft. waves and the first one across the line wins
him (with a befuddled look on his face) > YEAH RIGHT! ANY BOAT WOULD SINK IN THOSE KIND OF WAVES, WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?
me> have a nice day!
I love messing with stupid people, its fun
him> WHAT! do you smoke?
me>no
him>well then WTF is Cigarette Racing Team?
me>its the name of a boat builder
him> but it says RACING TEAM!
at this point I decided to have a little fun
me> yes it is an offshore racing team
him>WTF is offshore racing?
me> its where you take 30 to 50ft. boats that go 70 to 200mph and beat the snot out of them in 6 ft. waves and the first one across the line wins
him (with a befuddled look on his face) > YEAH RIGHT! ANY BOAT WOULD SINK IN THOSE KIND OF WAVES, WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?
me>
have a nice day!I love messing with stupid people, its fun
09-03-2003, 07:48 AM
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My favorite at the gas dock is ; How much gas does it hold ? 700 gals. They always pause and then say thats over $2000 dollars in gas!!!! And I repley Yes and it will burn it up in a day....And it will !!!! anyone like a ride for a tank of gas????? I don't get to many riders...(and I have never filled it)
