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  1. #51
    My Boats:
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    Nov 2002
    Champaign, IL
    my favorite is from boaters.. the steering wheel is on the wrong side... mine is on the port so the sticks are next to my right hand..


  2. #52
    TRG Ange
    You have NO idea how hard I've been laughing at some of these questions. I don't claim to be an expert by any means, but geez, were some of these people on vacation the day common sense was handed out?

  3. #53
    Registered PhantomChaos's Avatar
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    Formula FASTech 382 Sunseeker Apache 45
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    Dec 2000
    Bell Canyon, CA
    Originally posted by DEVIL MAN
    .......................they just walk away insulted and shaking their heads thinking I am being a jerk!!!!


    If the shoe fits!!!!!!!!!!

    I get asked all the time........... "I bet your boat is WAY faster than those Cigarette boats!" I of course, have to agree.

  4. #54
    Charter Member #9/ Moderator Charter Member LakeRacer's Avatar
    My Boats:
    99 Advantage 34 Offshore
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    Oct 2000
    Phoenix, AZ, USA
    I have an Advantage Boats, 34 Offshore. It is plainly visible on the side of the boat near the gunnels...big letters.

    I was tied up in the courtesy slips at Highport Marina, Lake Texoma. A gentleman walks up and looks the boat over admiring it and asks "That's a Baja isn't it?"

  5. #55
    Gold Member Gold Member BajaFresh's Avatar
    My Boats:
    32' Envision
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    Mar 2003
    Wildomar, CA
    Dirt Bag in a POS fishing boat as I pull up to the dock:

    What happened to your windshield?

    Me: It doesn't have one.

    DB: Yeah, what happened to it?

    Me: It didn't come with one, kinda like a race boat.

    DB: Why would you buy a boat without a windshield?

    Me: What happened to all your fish?

    DB: ???? with dumb look and mouth open as I walked away, shaking my head.

  6. #56
    Mad Hatter
    As I just got done firing up my Velocity @ the boat lauch a women comes up to me.

    Her: Do you need some leeches

    I look back into the boat and back at her.

    Me: No but my Dr. says I should try that next.

    Her: Oh really what for?

    Me: Herpes.

    Her: Really!? Wow, never heard of that.

    She then went over to another boat.

    Her: Need any leeches? They cure herpes!

    The guys on the boat got a really digusted look on their face. I wasn't sure if she was joking or really believed me, but the smell of booze weed smoke gave me a pretty good idea. WTF would I need with leeches???????

  7. #57
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    Apr 2002
    I was asked by a guy who saw the Cigarette sticker on my truck window:
    him> WHAT! do you smoke?
    him>well then WTF is Cigarette Racing Team?
    me>its the name of a boat builder
    him> but it says RACING TEAM!
    at this point I decided to have a little fun
    me> yes it is an offshore racing team
    him>WTF is offshore racing?
    me> its where you take 30 to 50ft. boats that go 70 to 200mph and beat the snot out of them in 6 ft. waves and the first one across the line wins

    him (with a befuddled look on his face) > YEAH RIGHT! ANY BOAT WOULD SINK IN THOSE KIND OF WAVES, WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?
    me> have a nice day!

    I love messing with stupid people, its fun

  8. #58
    Registered JUSTONCE's Avatar
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    Oct 2002
    tropical Cleveland OH
    HOT DUCK: LMAO thats typical.

  9. #59
    My Boats:
    1989 CARY 50
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    Oct 2002
    My favorite at the gas dock is ; How much gas does it hold ? 700 gals. They always pause and then say thats over $2000 dollars in gas!!!! And I repley Yes and it will burn it up in a day....And it will !!!! anyone like a ride for a tank of gas????? I don't get to many riders...(and I have never filled it)

  10. #60
    Registered Clay Washington's Avatar
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    1990 Cigarette Bullet
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    Dec 2000
    Austin, Texas
    Originally posted by eyezlee
    I get this all the time. "Can you ski behind it?" (28 Scarab)
    Well... Can you?

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