OT: Monday funny
 

Clyde, a farmer in Alabama, decided his injuries from the accident
were
> > serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the
accident)
> > to court.
> >
> >
> > In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
> > "Didn't
> > you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" asked the
lawyer.
> >
> >
> > Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded
my
> > favorite mule Bessie into the..." "I didn't ask for any details,"
the
> > lawyer
> > interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you or did you not say
'I'm
> > fine' at
> > the scene of the accident?"
> >
> >
> > Clyde said, "Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie into the trailer
and
was
> >
> > driving down the road..."
> >
> >
> > The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish
> > the
> > fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
> > Patrolman on
> > the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he
> > is
> > trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
> >
> > Please tell him to simply answer the question."
> >
> >
> > By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and
said
to
> >
> > the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
mule,
> > Bessie."
> >
> >
> > Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, like I was saying, I
had
> > just
> > loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving
her
down
> > the
> > highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and
> > smacked my
> > truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch
> >
> > and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and
didn't
> > want
> > to move.
> >
> >
> > However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she
was in
> > terrible shape just by her groans."
> >
> >
> > "About that time a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could
hear
> > Bessie
> > moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her
he
> > took
> > out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came
across
> > the
> > road with his gun in his hand and looked at me and said, And, how
are
you
> > feeling?'"

:D

Re: OT: Monday funny
 

Good on but I had to clean it up a little to much static!