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Old 09-15-2003, 07:55 PM
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Clyde, a farmer in Alabama, decided his injuries from the accident
were
> > serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the
accident)
> > to court.
> >
> >
> > In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
> > "Didn't
> > you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" asked the
lawyer.
> >
> >
> > Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded
my
> > favorite mule Bessie into the..." "I didn't ask for any details,"
the
> > lawyer
> > interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you or did you not say
'I'm
> > fine' at
> > the scene of the accident?"
> >
> >
> > Clyde said, "Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie into the trailer
and
was
> >
> > driving down the road..."
> >
> >
> > The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish
> > the
> > fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
> > Patrolman on
> > the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he
> > is
> > trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
> >
> > Please tell him to simply answer the question."
> >
> >
> > By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and
said
to
> >
> > the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
mule,
> > Bessie."
> >
> >
> > Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, like I was saying, I
had
> > just
> > loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving
her
down
> > the
> > highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and
> > smacked my
> > truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch
> >
> > and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and
didn't
> > want
> > to move.
> >
> >
> > However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she
was in
> > terrible shape just by her groans."
> >
> >
> > "About that time a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could
hear
> > Bessie
> > moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her
he
> > took
> > out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came
across
> > the
> > road with his gun in his hand and looked at me and said, And, how
are
you
> > feeling?'"
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Originally posted by Tinkerboater
Clyde, a farmer in Alabama, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you or did you not say 'I'm fine' at the scene of the accident?"
Clyde said, "Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, like I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."
"About that time a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me and said, And, how
are you feeling?'"
Good on but I had to clean it up a little to much static!
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