Thank god for alcohol!

AWWW Man does that suck:rolleyes:

Take a gun and float on the tube and get waxed, if you see a Manatee shoot it then drag it behind the boat too:D :D

FYI, the taste like ugly chicken as do Key Deer:p

If things get bad you can always use the gun on yourself, or better yet the mother in law:eek: :crazy:

Tell them all that pontoons have a bad rep... they rust from the inside out. Then hole one pontoon while no one is looking then beach it when it starts listing. Scare the sh!t out of them and then rent a real boat..... Made of fiberglass...... No matter what you do though..... pack a cooler with beer.

Tube....alcohol .....100' back....enjoy the ride....HeHe....Fred

It could be worse, she could have rented a sailboat. Just pretend you are on a go-fast that blew an engine. And its not yours. That should make the long slow painful trip a little easier. And alcohol too.

hey now remember its for Grandma!!!

talk about running up some brownie points with the wife and family :)

keep your kewl, deal with and SMILE the do the nasty at grandma's house :)

Things happen once in life for a reason, look at the possibility of something good coming out of something bad :)





Was that enough suckup for you :) feel for you :(

But honestly, just count the brownie points :)

I can only hope!!!

Man, I used to think any boat ride was a good boat ride, but now I'm not so sure!

I was in that very situation once and only once. My wife and mother-in-law fought for the whole time.:crazy:

The only good thing about my story is it was only a one hour rental. Good luck man.

The average opinion here seems to be alcohol. But, do you have a cooler big enough?