I Love Broker-ese
 

"SUPER CLEAN AND READY TO GO" - just don't fall through the rotting floor when you do.

"She is in Bristol condition" - The upholstery is only "Slightly" filthy and just a few small tears, rips and wrinkles.

Post your favorites.

"NOPE...he owns it CASH. He can sit on it for as long as he likes. The boat has been seriously for sale with this owner since the fall...

I love when people call and offer $50k for a $85k boat :D "

Classic!:rolleyes:



Sorry, could not help myself.:D :D :D

"Its the latest technology... a variable geometry transom that allows the boat to move with the conditions....." which meant the transom was so wet that it flexed at speed.

Needs Interior
Needs paint
Was a Bank repo
Have no idea about motors


But It's worth it!:D

" Better than new".... that means " outdrives rotted off by electrolysis".... " super clean" .... that means the hull is covered with marine growth.......:hothead:

All it needs is just a little TLC.:D

Cleanest 1988 boat around :p

Motors and drives have just been ''gone through''...........................Yeah, with what?

They've gone through a wringer... and then had some paint put on them....:eureka:

"This 1992 model is practically new"...uh-ha...

"Demo hours only" (the worst kind of hours, imo)

"Professionally maintained"....oh ya, that MUST mean it's in tip top shape.

"Like-new"...it is or it isn't!

:rolleyes: