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Old 03-16-2004, 11:00 AM
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"SUPER CLEAN AND READY TO GO" - just don't fall through the rotting floor when you do.

"She is in Bristol condition" - The upholstery is only "Slightly" filthy and just a few small tears, rips and wrinkles.

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Old 03-16-2004, 11:10 AM
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"NOPE...he owns it CASH. He can sit on it for as long as he likes. The boat has been seriously for sale with this owner since the fall...

I love when people call and offer $50k for a $85k boat "

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Old 03-16-2004, 11:22 AM
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"Its the latest technology... a variable geometry transom that allows the boat to move with the conditions....." which meant the transom was so wet that it flexed at speed.
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:24 AM
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Needs Interior
Needs paint
Was a Bank repo
Have no idea about motors


But It's worth it!
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" Better than new".... that means " outdrives rotted off by electrolysis".... " super clean" .... that means the hull is covered with marine growth.......
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All it needs is just a little TLC.
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:52 AM
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Cleanest 1988 boat around
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Motors and drives have just been ''gone through''...........................Yeah, with what?
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Motors and drives have just been ''gone through''...........................Yeah, with what?
They've gone through a wringer... and then had some paint put on them....
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"This 1992 model is practically new"...uh-ha...

"Demo hours only" (the worst kind of hours, imo)

"Professionally maintained"....oh ya, that MUST mean it's in tip top shape.

"Like-new"...it is or it isn't!

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