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Forum: General Boating Discussion

08-24-2015, 12:26 PM

Replies: 53

Have to rant... Saturdays run...

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Posted By Speedracer29

Yes, and they were both straight-up grenades. I...

Yes, and they were both straight-up grenades. I could barely get the boat on plane and pawned them off on the nearest pontoon owner when we reached our destination. That was a silent drive home that...

Forum: General Boating Discussion

08-24-2015, 08:14 AM

Replies: 53

Have to rant... Saturdays run...

Views: 5,990

Posted By Speedracer29

I want to develop a concoction of guacamole, red...

I want to develop a concoction of guacamole, red wine, urine, and ice cream in a turkey baster with a mojito muddler on the end. Let it ferment in the truck bed, then expel the contents on the seats...

Forum: General Boating Discussion

08-24-2015, 07:13 AM

Replies: 53

Have to rant... Saturdays run...

Views: 5,990

Posted By Speedracer29

P.S.- "Calm down, bro" is NEVER the proper...

P.S.- "Calm down, bro" is NEVER the proper response for potentially or actually messing up someone else's property. That phrase should result in a legally mandated throat punch.

Forum: General Boating Discussion

08-24-2015, 07:04 AM

Replies: 53

Have to rant... Saturdays run...

Views: 5,990

Posted By Speedracer29

I had a chucklehead jump in the water at the dock...

I had a chucklehead jump in the water at the dock to relieve himself, jump back in the boat with muddy feet, then he decided it was cool to try to grab a seat in my truck without a towel. But after...

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