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cosmic12 11-14-2007 06:49 PM

I can't stop LMAO...........:D LOVE THE AVITAR:ernaehrung004:

R Addiction 11-14-2007 06:53 PM

Wow, Pat, all that after a weekend in Key West!! Impressive:D And also hilarious!!

boatfreak 11-14-2007 07:40 PM

yet another classic :ernaehrung004:

boatfreak 11-14-2007 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by docmanrich37 (Post 2335910)
A few.....I heard a few cases.lol

and your point is? :D

Thunderstruck 11-14-2007 09:01 PM

What a classic!!! Way to go CRB.

ACTIVESHACK 11-14-2007 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by ActiveThunder (Post 2336028)
Yeah, It's called the 'ClarkStar'
Wouldn't you love to hear THAT phone call?

Operator: "ClarkStar, how may I help you?"

Nameless No-Tech Owner: " That A-hole that owns Active Thunder told me we had enough fuel!!!"

Operator: "Excuse me ma'am?"

Nameless No-Tech Owner: "My husband and I are off Hillsboro Inlet and we have run out ot gas, HELP! Our beautiful, new boat with no gas because we were to cheap to fill it up is going to sink!"

Operator: "Okay, ma'am, please calm down. We will get help right away. Please hold while I call for assistance"

NT Receptionist: "Good afternoon, NorTech Powerboats. How can I direct your call?"

Operator: "Terry Sobo, please. The Nameless No-tech owners have run out of fuel and need help."

NT Receptionist: " Mr. Sobo says to tell them he's out of the office for the week visitng Hanz and Franz and that they might one to call Clark Beecher to save them."

Operator: "I will relay the message, Thank you and have a good day"

Receptionist: " And a good day to you, too. Thank you for calling NorTech"

Operator: "Ma'am are you still there?"

Nameless No-Tech Owner: " Yes, Please hurry! The rocks are getting closer"

Operator: " We've Dispatched ClarkStarMan to help"

Nameless No-Tech Owner: " Oh, thank you! Thank you! We can see him. He is here to save us! ClarkStarMan is our hero!!!"

Operator: " Glad to help, ma'am. Thank you for calling ClarkStar"

Nameless No-Tech Owner:: "And thank you ClarkStarMan!"

That is absolutely the funniest thing i have ever read :Score-101010: :drink: :D

ACTIVESHACK 11-14-2007 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by boatfreak (Post 2335218)
I made that same trip up the IC in January due to those same waves. It was just a nice ride, drinking a few beers and checking out the houses.

No ICW this year with the new 37 :ernaehrung004:

chuckbeecher 11-14-2007 09:28 PM

Lmfao!!!
are there going to be t-shirts from the Avitar??
second thought I don't want one:D:D

Sydwayz 11-15-2007 06:23 AM

Nice work Clark! Funny as all hell! :D :D

yzbert 11-15-2007 09:04 AM

now is that the same "free tank" of fuel that you get when you buy a nor-tech that he was running all weekend? he must be planning on taking it back to terry empty for prop testing.:)


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