Try This:

As I'm standing next to a 36' Nortech w 850's on the trailer a guy asks me how come it has Mercury drives cause Merc "don't make nuthin that can handle hi performance".

Then he proceeds to tell me about still having a 45' Apache.

i laugh and say to them w a straight face " no this is a hunting boat....we hunt 2 legged deer" they usually walk away scratching their head or say" oh my you hunt off a boat?"

I hear it all the time..." man that sure is a nice bassboat!!! " ... really?

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