WE need to talk......

My wife says, I'm close to being good enough to have under mine....a couple more months I think.

If I could only get Pat to take mine on trade.

Poor Santa stopped in for a beer after a long nights work of delivering gifts around the world. The popular Costa Rican pub was opened late and filled with beautiful woman, both bad and good..he knew they were awake!! He invited a few to sit on his lap in customary form...and was astonished when his cheeks turned rosey red! Not from the cold or wind but from 3 quick slaps to the face!!! I guess he'll never stop there again and say Ho Ho Ho!!!!