I'm telling ya, I'm feeling made-for-TV movie stuff here! This is gold Jerry! Gold!

http://usera.imagecave.com/mikehalford/bania.jpg

Most important part of the equation... don't believe what you see or hear on the internet because there's no room for truth on the internet... lol

Lmao,

That is funny CHit right there.

I forgot to add that it seems the word "Apache" has techno-mystical powers, in that invoking it on the 'net causes us to rehash this same chit every 6 months or so.