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Fordtough150 08-13-2012 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by Baja_342 (Post 3753177)
I'm looking for one too. Must have a Redwood color stain on the cabin shutters.

I wish Full Force's Cig was for sale. That's the EXACT one i want. I will not settle for less!!

4bus 08-14-2012 07:54 AM


Originally Posted by Baja_342 (Post 3753177)
I'm looking for one too. Must have a Redwood color stain on the cabin shutters.

hahahahah

4bus 08-14-2012 08:13 AM


Originally Posted by Fordtough150 (Post 3753197)
I wish Full Force's Cig was for sale. That's the EXACT one i want. I will not settle for less!!

Sadly Full Farce's boat may be no longer. Seems the coast guard will be commissioning this boat for hurricane testing this fall. Seems they are so impressed with the 1985 Cig that it will replace their cutters across the board. The Coast guard will be changing the boat fleet name from "Cutter" to "Crusher" with the change.

Further research done by the coast guard discoverd that the 1985 Cig mistress hull does actually CRUSH the wave while most simply cut them. On a poll taken from 1000 waves hit by a Cig hull it was found that 98% of the waves ceased to show their heads above the water line being hit, and for the remaining 2% of the waves it was clear that they were no longer themselves after the impact, many of the waves needed counseling, medication and long term rehabilitation..., they were in fact "CRUSHED"

F-2 Speedy 08-14-2012 09:04 AM


Originally Posted by 4bus (Post 3753416)
Sadly Full Farce's boat may be no longer. Seems the coast gaurd will be commissioning this boat for hurricane testing this fall. Seems they are so impressed with the 1985 Cig that it will replace their cutters across the board. The Coast gaurd will be changing the boat fleet name from "Cutter" to "Crusher" with the change.

Further research done by the coast gaurd discoverd that the 1985 Cig mistress hull does actually CRUSH the wave while most simply cut them. On a poll taken from 1000 waves hit by a Cig hull it was found that 98% of the waves ceased to show their heads above the water line being hit, and for the remaining 2% of the waves it was clear that they were no longer themselves after the impact, many of the waves needed counseling, medication and long term rehabilitation..., they were in fact "CRUSHED"

I need to get a copy of tis article, :bong:

Full Force 08-14-2012 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by 4bus (Post 3753416)
Sadly Full Farce's boat may be no longer. Seems the coast gaurd will be commissioning this boat for hurricane testing this fall. Seems they are so impressed with the 1985 Cig that it will replace their cutters across the board. The Coast gaurd will be changing the boat fleet name from "Cutter" to "Crusher" with the change.

Further research done by the coast gaurd discoverd that the 1985 Cig mistress hull does actually CRUSH the wave while most simply cut them. On a poll taken from 1000 waves hit by a Cig hull it was found that 98% of the waves ceased to show their heads above the water line being hit, and for the remaining 2% of the waves it was clear that they were no longer themselves after the impact, many of the waves needed counseling, medication and long term rehabilitation..., they were in fact "CRUSHED"

Thats actually pretty funny!

Full Force 08-14-2012 09:14 AM

Boy.... for you guys being so against trash talking you keep it going... LOLOL

4bus 08-14-2012 11:38 AM

Full Farce, you are bringing brand loyalty to a whole new level

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0-OjhXhQPt...00/3764776.jpg

drpete3 08-14-2012 12:08 PM

I didnt like this thread at first. Now its getting good....Special thanks to Coors Light

DucBoy 08-14-2012 12:58 PM

Okay, for those of you who don't have the pleasure of knowing Timmy (aka FF) personally, here is live, completely accurate footage of him declaring his love of his new mistress right after he bought it (sorry, buddy, but I'm trying to move your thread from third to first on the "most popular" list!!!).

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1350...rette-mistress

4bus 08-14-2012 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by DucBoy (Post 3753700)
Okay, for those of you who don't have the pleasure of knowing Timmy (aka FF) personally, here is live, completely accurate footage of him declaring his love of his new mistress right after he bought it (sorry, buddy, but I'm trying to move your thread from third to first on the "most popular" list!!!).

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1350...rette-mistress

"that's not a real cig, they stopped building real boats after 1988" Hahahjaah funny chit!


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