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jayboat 06-23-2010 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by Airpacker (Post 3143088)
The question being, what would make someone "invent" a story like that? Surely it would indicate a much deeper mental issue than just patholigical lieing wouldn't it?
Combined with that really weird post about being excited by young girls and (non existant) pool parties, it kinda sends up some distress flags for me.

I dunno how much one can read into the pool parties thing. Seems like just more of the same bs to come across as 'one of the guys'. I think the whole damn thing with this clown comes across as just weird and pathetic.

(my IP is blocked from there so I can't see the other thread- anyone wanna do a cliff's notes recap for those of us on the sos unwanted list? :drink: )

Ted G 06-23-2010 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by jayboat (Post 3143104)
I dunno how much one can read into the pool parties thing. Seems like just more of the same bs to come across as 'one of the guys'. I think the whole damn thing with this clown comes across as just weird and pathetic.

(my IP is blocked from there so I can't see the other thread- anyone wanna do a cliff's notes recap for those of us on the sos unwanted list? :drink: )



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There are days that I astound myself- in both directions. Today was one.

My wife and I have been the absolute closest, best friends since the day we met almost 27 years ago. And we kid around alot (mostly me). Today I sent her this text...

Quote:

"I was thinking about this earlier and I've decided I I'll let you blow me this evening. See you then."


She would typically recognize this as my way of saying "hi". However, I was unaware she was out prom dress shopping with my daughter and was driving at the time- without her reading glasses on. She asked my 18-year-old high school senior daughter to check her beeping phone for her.

I don't think the day she departs for college will come quickly enough for her now.

DollaBill 06-23-2010 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by Ted G (Post 3143117)
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Not So Bright
There are days that I astound myself- in both directions. Today was one.

My wife and I have been the absolute closest, best friends since the day we met almost 27 years ago. And we kid around alot (mostly me). Today I sent her this text...

Quote:

"I was thinking about this earlier and I've decided I I'll let you blow me this evening. See you then."


She would typically recognize this as my way of saying "hi". However, I was unaware she was out prom dress shopping with my daughter and was driving at the time- without her reading glasses on. She asked my 18-year-old high school senior daughter to check her beeping phone for her.

I don't think the day she departs for college will come quickly enough for her now.

I can't believe I never caught that. Thats an old joke thats been around FOREVER. Crazy dude

Audiofn 06-23-2010 11:40 AM

Come on Dolla texting is still fairly new. :D

Viperfitness1 06-23-2010 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by Comanche3Six (Post 3142431)
Lets see it!

its not done yet..

DollaBill 06-23-2010 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by Audiofn (Post 3143143)
Come on Dolla texting is still fairly new. :D

I started in '05. Had to learn "under fire". Every young chick started communicating that way :)

Interceptor 06-23-2010 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by jayboat (Post 3143104)
I dunno how much one can read into the pool parties thing. Seems like just more of the same bs to come across as 'one of the guys'. I think the whole damn thing with this clown comes across as just weird and pathetic.

(my IP is blocked from there so I can't see the other thread- anyone wanna do a cliff's notes recap for those of us on the sos unwanted list? :drink: )

I can see him sitting in a recliner eating Cheetos and watching porn.

jayboat 06-23-2010 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 3143177)
I can see him sitting in a recliner eating Cheetos and watching porn.

Thanks for the visual. :lolhit:

OldSchool 06-23-2010 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by Viperfitness1 (Post 3143145)
its not done yet..

Is that plan still in place for the big serious offshore.com decals all the way down the side of the boat??


Just asking, that's what we were told when we got sent a picture of it. :)

Ted G 06-23-2010 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 3143177)
I can see him sitting in a recliner eating Cheetos and watching porn.

In his orange streaked wife beater and his APACHE boxers :lolhit:

Ted G 06-23-2010 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 3143248)
Is that plan still in place for the big serious offshore.com decals all the way down the side of the boat??


Just asking, that's what we were told when we got sent a picture of it. :)


Oh yeah, the Serious raceboat, should be cool when it's done....

Viperfitness1 06-23-2010 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by Ted G (Post 3143252)
Oh yeah, the Serious raceboat, should be cool when it's done....

Copeland Performance gave everyone interested in sponsorships equal chance at securing the spot desired... we have decided to work in conjunction with Gaffrig Gauges and the factories of Carhart, Dickies and Cabellas clothing for sponsorship. a lot of this is still in development and im not at liberty to disclose as to the title sponsorship at this time.

i will say this... its one KILLER boat :)

Ted G 06-23-2010 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by Viperfitness1 (Post 3143271)
Copeland Performance gave everyone interested in sponsorships equal chance at securing the spot desired... we have decided to work in conjunction with Gaffrig Gauges and the factories of Carhart, Dickies and Cabellas clothing for sponsorship. a lot of this is still in development and im not at liberty to disclose as to the title sponsorship at this time.

i will say this... its one KILLER boat :)


Sounds like a great group of products, look forward to seeing your operation.

Airpacker 06-23-2010 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by Viperfitness1 (Post 3143271)
Copeland Performance gave everyone interested in sponsorships equal chance at securing the spot desired... we have decided to work in conjunction with Gaffrig Gauges and the factories of Carhart, Dickies and Cabellas clothing for sponsorship. a lot of this is still in development and im not at liberty to disclose as to the title sponsorship at this time.

i will say this... its one KILLER boat :)

Well then I guess the answer is NO because the king has no clothes, no money and reportedly no web site any more either.
Sponsoring a race boat takes cash does it not?

Good luck with your race program.

phragle 06-23-2010 04:06 PM

Would someone tell me why sitting in a recliner, eating cheetos and watching porn is a such bad thing?? :party-smiley-004:

Interceptor 06-23-2010 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 3143347)
Would someone tell me why sitting in a recliner, eating cheetos and watching porn is a such bad thing?? :party-smiley-004:

A person doing this usually ends up with an overly large midsection and an orange ring around his penis which he cannot see. So I've been told

phragle 06-23-2010 04:23 PM

Wring around the penis, you try rubbing it away, you try scrubbing it away

Interceptor 06-23-2010 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 3143372)
Wring around the penis, you try rubbing it away, you try scrubbing it away

A magic eraser would probably work if you could reach the stain.

scarabman 06-23-2010 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 3143363)
A person doing this usually ends up with an overly large midsection and an orange ring around his penis which he cannot see. So I've been told

Isnt the idea nowadays to get as many different color rings around your penis as you can? :kiss::kiss: I hear all the young girls like to play this game. Lets ask Dollabill

DollaBill 06-23-2010 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by scarabman (Post 3143410)
Isnt the idea nowadays to get as many different color rings around your penis as you can? :kiss::kiss: I hear all the young girls like to play this game. Lets ask Dollabill

Yes, thats correct

OldSchool 06-23-2010 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by Viperfitness1 (Post 3143271)
Copeland Performance gave everyone interested in sponsorships equal chance at securing the spot desired... we have decided to work in conjunction with Gaffrig Gauges and the factories of Carhart, Dickies and Cabellas clothing for sponsorship. a lot of this is still in development and im not at liberty to disclose as to the title sponsorship at this time.

i will say this... its one KILLER boat :)

Congrats on securing sponsorship and good luck. It does look like one cool-azz boat!!!! Good luck!

cosmic12 06-23-2010 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 3143248)
Is that plan still in place for the big serious offshore.com decals all the way down the side of the boat??


Just asking, that's what we were told when we got sent a picture of it. :)



AAHHHH..... the race boat! Dammmm I forgot all about that one:eek:
What the puck else are we forgetting?:eek:

LaughingCat 06-23-2010 07:31 PM

Let's see, no ownership of the boats he mentioned, no confirmation of military career, wait until we find out he doesn't have a daughter either.

Just saying.

CigDaze 06-23-2010 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by cosmic12 (Post 3143456)
AAHHHH..... the race boat! Dammmm I forgot all about that one:eek:
What the puck else are we forgetting?:eek:

Never mind what we're forgetting, imagine how difficult it must be for a pathological liar to remember all of their own stories. :eek:

jayboat 06-23-2010 07:59 PM


Originally Posted by LaughingCat (Post 3143528)
Let's see, no ownership of the boats he mentioned, no confirmation of military career, wait until we find out he doesn't have a daughter either.

Just saying.

Nah... there was a facebook page for a while, but I think I read it has been deleted or made private.

From what I saw and read there, she sure as hell was no valedictorian of anything. If I was a parent I would have been appalled to read some of that classless chit.

cosmic12 06-23-2010 08:09 PM

Ain't that the truth:lolhit::drink:

CigDaze 06-23-2010 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jayboat (Post 3143556)
Nah... there was a facebook page for a while, but I think I read it has been deleted or made private.

From what I saw and read there, she sure as hell was no valedictorian of anything. If I was a parent I would have been appalled to read some of that classless chit.

Speaking of facebook....

Go search:
[email protected]
For a good laugh. :D :D

I wonder why it comes up Ben Kramer. :eek:
I wonder how BK feels about that!?!? :D

offshoredrillin 06-24-2010 05:32 AM


Originally Posted by CigDaze (Post 3143663)
Speaking of facebook....

Go search:
[email protected]
For a good laugh. :D :D

I wonder why it comes up Ben Kramer. :eek:
I wonder how BK feels about that!?!? :D

holy crap :eek:...that name kept trying to friend me and I wouldnt accept it.

OldSchool 06-24-2010 06:15 AM


Originally Posted by CigDaze (Post 3143663)
Speaking of facebook....

Go search:
[email protected]
For a good laugh. :D :D

I wonder why it comes up Ben Kramer. :eek:
I wonder how BK feels about that!?!? :D


Holy Jeebus...It's just one unphuckingbelieveable thing after another. :hitfan:

Spicy 06-24-2010 06:28 AM

You just can't make this much stuff up????


Too Funny, what a tool...

I'm going boating, Craig call you later for cold Adult beverages, it's Fing Hot out today, going to be 105 heat Index today...

Pat

OldSchool 06-24-2010 06:37 AM


Originally Posted by Spicy (Post 3143795)
You just can't make this much stuff up????


Too Funny, what a tool...

I'm going boating, Craig call you later for cold Adult beverages, it's Fing Hot out today, going to be 105 heat Index today...

Pat

I'm going right now to magic eraser and Swipe my interior and then going boating. Nick and Erin fly in later....party at my house or the boat club this evening depending on what the weather is doing.:drink::drink:

Spicy 06-24-2010 06:42 AM


Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 3143796)
I'm going right now to magic eraser and Swipe my interior and then going boating. Nick and Erin fly in later....party at my house or the boat club this evening depending on what the weather is doing.:drink::drink:

After the clean up we went through I hope the storms tonight are minor... I will swing by later, some of us have to work for a living, I only get 5 weeks vacation unlike the 25 weeks you apparently get!!! I know, please pay your taxes... :party-smiley-004: :eek: :drink:

Airpacker 06-24-2010 06:57 AM


Originally Posted by CigDaze (Post 3143663)
Speaking of facebook....

Go search:
[email protected]
For a good laugh. :D :D

I wonder why it comes up Ben Kramer. :eek:
I wonder how BK feels about that!?!? :D

Thats fricken hillarious. Not surprising but fricken HILLARIOUS :)

LaughingCat 06-24-2010 07:39 AM


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 3143775)
holy crap :eek:...that name kept trying to friend me and I wouldnt accept it.

Meaning, he is trying to be your Facebook friend covertly to see what you have on your page? If so, that's freaky.

Panther 06-24-2010 07:42 AM


Originally Posted by CigDaze (Post 3143663)
Speaking of facebook....

Go search:
[email protected]
For a good laugh. :D :D

I wonder why it comes up Ben Kramer. :eek:
I wonder how BK feels about that!?!? :D


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 3143775)
holy crap :eek:...that name kept trying to friend me and I wouldnt accept it.


Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 3143790)
Holy Jeebus...It's just one unphuckingbelieveable thing after another. :hitfan:

Interesting..... so I'm friend with this Ben Kramer, who is he? http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...2374075&ref=ts

The Kramer with Sunkins email association is; http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...589&ref=search

:party-smiley-004:

Panther 06-24-2010 07:49 AM


Originally Posted by Panther (Post 3143850)
Interesting..... so I'm friend with this Ben Kramer, who is he? http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...2374075&ref=ts

The Kramer with Sunkins email association is; http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...589&ref=search

:party-smiley-004:


Interesting....the csunkin@.... profile just dissapeared.... :bsflag:

Ted G 06-24-2010 07:54 AM


Originally Posted by LaughingCat (Post 3143844)
Meaning, he is trying to be your Facebook friend covertly to see what you have on your page? If so, that's freaky.


He friended me about a day after all this crap started and I accepted figuring it was someone I knew goofing around, as soon as I saw the e-mail I zapped him. At that time we also had control of the Serious Facebook page, so I changed the name to Seriously Offshore figuring we could use it to get our side of the story out. He wrote an infringement letter to Facebook and got it pulled. And their rules state that both parties must agree or else they will not reinstate it, such BS.

Panther 06-24-2010 07:58 AM


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 3143775)
holy crap :eek:...that name kept trying to friend me and I wouldnt accept it.

I heard rumors about this covert op about 1 1/2 - 2 months ago and I purposely became friends with "ben" or whom ever it is... ;)

OldSchool 06-24-2010 08:23 AM


Originally Posted by Panther (Post 3143861)
I heard rumors about this covert op about 1 1/2 - 2 months ago and I purposely became friends with "ben" or whom ever it is... ;)

It isn't Ben, I can assure you of that!!! ;):eek::drink:

Whoever it is had Marion IL. as current city until someone sent a message that that was incorrect. LMAO

....back to work. It's hot as chit in MD today!!

Big Time 06-24-2010 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by scarabman (Post 3143410)
Isnt the idea nowadays to get as many different color rings around your penis as you can? :kiss::kiss: I hear all the young girls like to play this game. Lets ask Dollabill

I believe the correct terminology is "Rainbow Party" :drink:

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. :food-smiley-007:


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