I roll into the office one morning this week and had this one waiting for me...

"Hey Lin,

Forgot to mention it this morning but my checking account is running low this month. With yours and our mothers birthdays last month I think I over spent. Will be starting Christmas Shopping too so I'll need the deposit for that too.

Love you,

Marsha"

My reply...

"DONE"

Now I'm thinking it may have been a scam:angry-smiley-038:

Dear Sir:

We are pleezed to anounce that you have bin chosen as the winner of our new publicity campane to receeve absolootly free a new MTI Powerboat. We will rig with motors of yore choice. This is all free.taxes will be paid.boat will be delivered to adress of your giving. Pleeze forward to us all banking acount information as a gesture of good will and ss number so we can verify you. thank you and congratulations.

Your friends at MTI

Dear Friend,

As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction. I am Freeman Veilleux from the hospitality state (Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military force for the sole purpose of Reconstruction works in some parts of Iraq. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice inline with the way they intend rebuilding. With no doubt, work has been risky and challenging as we sometimes collide head on with armed insurgents and loose some soldiers during confrontation.

On the early hours of 4th September 2010 I lost a friend whom I had known for 12years during one of these confrontations. It was a very sad day but at about 1100hrs during a normal inspection routine along Haifa Street, built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive and one of the hide outs of the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri forces. I, along side with 2 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation under close guard by the 2 soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar, which I presumed to be storage room and as I proceeded to have a closer look at it, I kicked a metal covering and found several metal boxes (6 in number) Piled on top each other and locked with a padlock. On forcing the boxes open, we discovered several armored weapons including bullets. One of the boxes was filled with hard drugs (heroine) and two to my amazement was filled with money.

On discovery of this money, I and the soldiers for hours counted bundles of the currencies which amounted to about $23.5M. I believe however that all these belongs to the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri forces, and because of this reason, I instructed the soldiers with me to handover all the boxes containing the drugs and amours to our superiors in the US army and agreed to keep the funds to ourselves, so as to help establish ourselves when we return from Iraq. Presently, we have the money hidden in a safe and untraceable location only known to us.

Why I am explaining all our findings to you is to seek for your assistance and immense contribution to the actualization of our dream of getting these funds out from here. We are in desperate need of a reliable and trustworthy person who will receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the money for us until our assignment ends here. Since Iraq is getting unsafe and more dangerous everyday especially upon the departure of large number of US Military troop, however, as contractors we are still here, but we cannot afford to leave these boxes here in Iraq for any reason and knowing fully well that these were funds used in sponsoring terrorist attacks on our innocent humans. We have no idea what could happen next. This is a true story of what we came across here in Iraq. I intend to include some pictures I took here and my ID's issued by the US army and government for you to know better who you are dealing with but I will include that in my next email to you. I assure and promise to give you 25% of this fund before sharing with the other 2 soldiers when we leave this place. Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret so that my job would not be jeopardized.

My Sincere Regards,

Merry Christmas

Freeman Veilleux.
USARMY IRAQ

:bsflag::bsflag:

These kind of notices could get you in trouble if you react.



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So, you clicked the link and entered your password, right? :rolleyes:

Phuckin' scumbags!!

Nope not me !!

Real old but not senile yet:lolhit:

here is a new one i got yesterday

From: [email protected]
Reply-to: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent: 1/9/2011 5:59:27 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: ***Modeling Job Offer ***


Hello

ROCA WEAR CLOTHING COMPANY is given an opportunity to participate in
the upcoming shoot organized by VipsModel Magazine for the
professional photo shoot. No nudity, fetish, bondage and other adult content stuff.

DATE AND TIME:
This exposition is going to be held on 28th Jan 2011 in NYC, New York..The
shoot shall commence by 10 am and comes to an end by 2pm which would
take you complete 4 hours.

PROJECT DETAILS:
This project will be the first to be organize by ROCA WEAR CLOTHING COMPANY.
And is basically on photo shoot to display latest fashions and designers for
commercial purpose and be inform that it is an outdoor show and it would
be publicized.

SHOOTING VENUE:
Zandieh Studio
300 W 43rd St # 600B
New York, NY 10036-6452

TRAVELING EXPENSES:
All traveling Expenses, Food and Accommodations/Hotel would be covered
by my company.

ESCORT:
As matter of choice,you can bring along any of your choice to the
shooting venues as your protector.

COMPENSATION:
The company would be paying you a sum of $100 as hourly shooting rate
and your total payment for the 4 hours are sum to $400.00.

MAKE UP ARTIST AND PHOTOGRAPHER:
The company has personal photographers and makeup artist,so we have
made all necessary arrangement for your good looking on that day and
also our photographers are available to give you best directive.


If you are interested,Get back to us with the below information.


Name :
Age:
Gender:
Height:
Ethnicity:
Skin Color:
Hair Color:
Hair length:
Eye Color:
Modeling Style Preference:
1 Recent Picture:
Experience:
Health condition:
Nearest airport:

NO REQUIREMENT(S)
You are not required to do any make up on your own because the company
has provided make up artist to cover that aspect.

(NOTE)
Please be notified that your job payment will be paid in two
installments. We will send you a check payment of $3850.00 which will
include your part payment of $400 and remaining balance would be
remit to the Fashion store/Makeup Artist so as to get the materials for your
modeling and to cover your traveling/Hotel accommodation which will be
booked by your supervisor..Immediately you cashed the check you would be
given proper instructions on how to remit the fund and your necessary
statistics information to the store expertize.

PAYMENT INFORMATION:
FULL NAME:.....(real name for payment)
FULL HOME ADDRESS:....(NO P.O.BOX Addresses)
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
HOUSE PHONE NUMBER:
CELL PHONE:

Thanks
Warmest Regard,
Jeffrey Kolsrud
Director of Casting, Q Model Management
Email ;[email protected]
Website;www.rocawearsclothingcompany.co.cc
391 Broadway 5th Floor,New York,10013,New York City.

ROFL :D

Catmando's Luck !
 

He's such a loser that the scammers actually sent him money due to his reputation.:evilb::evilb::evilb: