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tommymonza 10-21-2014 11:42 AM

So hop on your Moose... go get your boy... grab some Molsens... watch the Maplewhatevers play slappy-stick or whatever that sport is called and if your still mad we can meet at the bike racks behind Tim Hortons...

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c3...andphillip.jpg
Now that is some Funny Chit

Stuckonstupid 10-21-2014 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by Quick2500 (Post 4206327)
And you felt the need to stir the pot why?

Because that's what b I Tches do.

CrownHawg 10-21-2014 03:33 PM

This is funny!

Andy 10-21-2014 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by CrownHawg (Post 4206812)
This is funny!

It is funny, stupid really. At least no more bichin...

tommymonza 10-21-2014 04:27 PM

The Slappystick playin Maplewhatevers.

I can't stop laughing whenever I read it

Andy 10-21-2014 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4206852)
The Slappystick playin Maplewhatevers.

I can't stop laughing whenever I read it

You can't stop laughing??. Hockey whats that? Dont know Thommas says from his sun tanning club. Please path me some more delicious smelling sun tanning cream, Bruth. While your at it loveykins my smoothie needs your touch. Tell ya what!!! HOCKEY has no borders. New Fricken York Islanders, the DEETROIT RED MOTHER PHUCKING WINGS ROCK. Yes I'm a Canuck, but DEETROIT is my team!! Slappy stick??? Come down to Detroit with your bronzed a$$ and tel me and your Detroit bro's your thoughts on Slappy Stick. Me thinks your wanking and tanned pecks, lol..with your nice poofy spiked hair, good GAWD.. would be in for a whole bunch of slappysmackinbictchwhackin fun buy us. Under your rock boy wonder, we are off to the game......

tommymonza 10-21-2014 08:46 PM

Whoa Whoa

Ring up ICDEDPPL he has got some great meds I think may work for you too.

tommymonza 10-21-2014 08:52 PM

OK Phuck it Shirts Off Canuck Boy

Bike Racks behind Tim Hortons after school at 3. And don't bring your little sisiteer to break up the fight when you start getting your azz kicked again like last time:evilb:

Speedracer29 10-21-2014 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4207024)
Whoa Whoa

Ring up ICDEDPPL he has got some great meds I think may work for you too.

The Mellaril-Thorazine cocktail is pretty good. Heck, it might even mellow out Rob Ford!

tommymonza 10-21-2014 09:02 PM


Originally Posted by Speedracer29 (Post 4207029)
The Mellaril-Thorazine cocktail is pretty good. Heck, it might even mellow out Rob Ford!

Rob Ford?

Speedracer29 10-21-2014 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4207033)
Rob Ford?

Crazy Canadian mayor, smokes the glass pipe, runs Toronto when he's not blown out....The one that looks like Rush Limbaugh and Chris Farley's love child.

Andy 10-21-2014 09:09 PM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4207033)
Rob Ford?

Ya, Ford we got him. Crack head looser. You got Ping Pong champs Ohbomba and the Flaiming Bush. You got us by one, not really we are tied...

tommymonza 10-21-2014 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by Andy (Post 4207038)
Ya, Ford we got him. Crack head looser. You got Ping Pong champs Ohbomba and the Flaiming Bush. You got us by one, not really we are tied...

OK I am not going to feel sorry for you Canucks because you have a Crack addicted mayor or whatever the phuck type of wig wearin cross dressin parliment thing you have goin over there .

We still on at the bike rack ?

tommymonza 10-21-2014 09:15 PM

And keep your Slappystick in your pants

phragle 10-21-2014 09:19 PM

Rob Ford, Kwame Kilpatrick, now thats the ticket for 2016!!!

Speedracer29 10-21-2014 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by Andy (Post 4207038)
Ya, Ford we got him. Crack head looser. You got Ping Pong champs Ohbomba and the Flaiming Bush. You got us by one, not really we are tied...

You guys stuck us with Bieber and Nickelback, too. And THAT is we gave Pam Anderson the Hep C!

Andy 10-21-2014 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4207041)
OK I am not going to feel sorry for you Canucks because you have a Crack addicted mayor or whatever the phuck type of wig wearin cross dressin parliment thing you have goin over there .

We still on at the bike rack ?

IN!. What gives about my sis? She will hold the prize $$$, all mine. Bring yer Ma to drag your sorry a$$ home after the whoopinI I'll try and wake your knocked out a$$ by pouring "HOT" Timmies on ya sorry ass to wake you up. Just reread your post, too funny were did ya get the idea of our government or lack there of zombies, wearing wigs. Soo freekin funny...

tommymonza 10-21-2014 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by Andy (Post 4207048)
IN!. What gives about my sis? She will hold the prize $$$, all mine. Bring yer Ma to drag your sorry a$$ home after the whoopinI I'll try and wake your knocked out a$$ by pouring "HOT" Timmies on ya sorry ass to wake you up. Just reread your post, too funny were did ya get the idea of our government or lack there of zombies, wearing wigs. Soo freekin funny...

Sorry man but I assumed if you had parliment there you had the crossdressers. But enough of that My Ma has got to work at Waffle House tomorrow during the fight so I will bring my Grandma so lets make it for 330 and make this happen:evilb:


Hot Timmys ? I don;t want your weird little perverted cousin on me:evilb:

PurdueCAT 10-22-2014 09:27 AM

Holy smokes... I saw this boat on ebay awhile back and thought it was a deal. Just found this thread and glad I didn't pass that auction onto anyone I know, or, anyone in general!

Quick2500 10-22-2014 07:35 PM

Is there seriously a Canadian on here talking tough? The most collective group of passivists ever and we get the loudmouth... Must be French-Canadian. And while we are talking about horrible things from Canada, don't forget about Bryan Adams, damnit, I just threw up.

Andy 10-23-2014 09:24 AM

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Quick2500 10-23-2014 11:19 AM

How could that statement be interpreted as me being angry is beyond my comprehension. Also, the fact that I'm on an online forum pretty much negates any possibility of myself being Amish. Darren? He's a coward. I did all my killing the legal and fun way as a private contractor in Iraq and Afghanistan. :violent-smiley-045:

obnoxus 10-23-2014 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by PurdueCAT (Post 4207209)
Holy smokes... I saw this boat on ebay awhile back and thought it was a deal. Just found this thread and glad I didn't pass that auction onto anyone I know, or, anyone in general!

If you are not careful you wouldn't even know this thread is about a boat !!

Andy 10-23-2014 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by obnoxus (Post 4207910)
If you are not careful you wouldn't even know this thread is about a boat !!

Your right, just deleted all my replys

tommymonza 10-23-2014 03:05 PM

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tommymonza 10-23-2014 03:06 PM

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Griff 10-23-2014 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by Andy (Post 4208019)
Your right, just deleted all my replys

Go ahead and delete them then. Use the edit key. Mods aren't going to do it for you.

pqjack 10-23-2014 04:49 PM

...and the beer is called MOLSON...

Andy 10-23-2014 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by Griff (Post 4208057)
Go ahead and delete them then. Use the edit key. Mods aren't going to do it for you.

Tried, went to edit. Didn't give me an option to delete?

endeavor1 10-24-2014 07:03 AM


Originally Posted by Andy (Post 4208210)
Tried, went to edit. Didn't give me an option to delete?

Backspace key and save

Local99 10-29-2014 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by Quick2500 (Post 4207532)
Is there seriously a Canadian on here talking tough? The most collective group of passivists ever and we get the loudmouth... Must be French-Canadian. And while we are talking about horrible things from Canada, don't forget about Bryan Adams, damnit, I just threw up.

They redeemed themselves by having the band RUSH.

Anyway.... I digress.... watch out for this boat on Ebay.... if anyone from the States buys it.... fill it with Cuban cigars first....:whistle:

T-RAV 11-23-2014 11:54 AM

I saw the boat on ebay and it looks good, I like the orange/white combo. The problem I see with it even if it's a legit deal, is how to get it titled. Here in TX, the title has to match the bill of sale and all the other paper work. I'm sure it's not the only state to do that. The guy should do himself a favor and spend the 3 weeks and get his paper work correct so he can even sell the boat without the buyer having to go through crazy hoops to get a title, and you could kiss any loan good by too. If he would had sent in whatever he needed to when the op tried to buy it he would have all his ducks in row by now.

Local99 11-25-2014 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by T-RAV (Post 4224014)
I saw the boat on ebay and it looks good, I like the orange/white combo. The problem I see with it even if it's a legit deal, is how to get it titled. Here in TX, the title has to match the bill of sale and all the other paper work. I'm sure it's not the only state to do that. The guy should do himself a favor and spend the 3 weeks and get his paper work correct so he can even sell the boat without the buyer having to go through crazy hoops to get a title, and you could kiss any loan good by too. If he would had sent in whatever he needed to when the op tried to buy it he would have all his ducks in row by now.

If he did that in the first place, I would have the boat and he would have had his $$ months ago. Now he is still listing it all over the place. Still saying it is in Florida.

crazy canuck 12-07-2014 07:54 AM


Originally Posted by Quick2500 (Post 4207532)
Is there seriously a Canadian on here talking tough? The most collective group of passivists ever and we get the loudmouth... Must be French-Canadian. And while we are talking about horrible things from Canada, don't forget about Bryan Adams, damnit, I just threw up.

Dam they cancelled honey boo boo

Quick2500 12-07-2014 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by crazy canuck (Post 4231220)
Dam they cancelled honey boo boo

You got me there.... LoL

Velocity Vector 12-07-2014 04:08 PM

OOPS...looks like Hummer12006 got a negative feedback.

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...edbackAsSeller

(-) I paid for MXT and NO US TITLE. NOW SELLER relists it and I have no cash back
4***i ( 269Teal star icon for feedback score in between 100 to 499)
During past 6 months
Other Makes : MXT Base (#141437019448) US $67,000.00 View Item

PorscheSpeed 12-10-2014 07:42 AM

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ham_r_down01 12-10-2014 11:51 AM

:grinser010::drink::party-smiley-048::D
http://youtu.be/Jfq3c4Cf1Fs

PorscheSpeed 12-10-2014 08:29 PM

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Andy 12-11-2014 10:09 AM


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So stupidly funny!! Laughing right now after reading the grizzly whore thing...


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