i've never streatched the truth on my tub...but we have a trophy and a flag

that was Funny !!!!

You need to drill holes in that trophy and hang it on a giant gold chain. You 'n Dave can trade off weeks wearing it-like offshore rap stars.

Remember, you still have to live with the humiliation of being "dominated by a Fountain" and with "half the horsepower of the other v-bottoms" and some other diarrhea from Reggie's PR douchebags.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=189642

No sweat. It happens. Just put Joe in a large cardboard box and UPS his ass to us. Remember to cut air holes. We'll take it from there.

well if you had a lip ship edition, tank would say how great you did and if you didnt mind he love for you to have sex with his face...

Did someone say Lip-Ship?? Someone want to buy a boat!?

I charge for that kind've stuff and have yet to have someone meet my demands....However, Stecz will let you violate any orifice on his body for free...any time...as many times as you wish...with as many objects you can think of....He's a giver.

Dave and I still havent figured out who is "ass" and who is "clown"...our best assumption was the one that drinks the most is ass...that would usually be me, by definition, but I have been a professional drinker since I was 14, so my tolerance is higher.

As for the fountain thing, I read it, was going to comment, but then i received a pm from someone that told me of a story where Reggie got thrown in the water by a famous racer and wouldn't let him out, so I'll let the little man crow. If i remember correctly the fountain boat wasn't too far ahead of me, a stock boat in full pleasure trim...

Well by definition, that would technically make him a taker.....

blee, you're way to pretty to be the giver.. with that pretty mouth of yours, theres only one thing you can do with that....

you sure got a pretty mouth boy!!!!!

I was BS'ing with Dave this afternoon. He's still all jazzed up about running in real offshore water and meeting the "old guys". Even Rich.

If the whole sport could be boxed up and shipped back in time about 25 years or so, I think we'd all be much happier.