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TOASTY 06-25-2008 08:50 AM

35 cigarette from ventnor nj
 
Looking for the old school 35 cigarette pleasure with 2 motors, black red silver and white paint

was told hes talking a lot, nows your chance to shut us up

owner of a sinlge engine bad boy powerboat 32 wants to see you out in the ocean. Put your $$ up, 3k to race from lucy to AC inlet.

Tom

4195 06-25-2008 09:37 AM

Does this offer go for any 35 Cig? I am interested as long as I can pick the day:D

TOASTY 06-25-2008 10:11 AM

i am writing under a friends screen name,
no doesnt go for anyone,

was told this boat owner is yapping and we will see what he does up against a sinlge, give him time to respond if he wants the action...

only stip we have is we run the beach lane up the cost. not sure whos going to be in the 32 running it

Tom

Hollowpoint 06-25-2008 10:14 AM

So how's about some background for this little "glove slap" across the face?

Boats involved? Trash talked?

dmaxx3500 06-26-2008 01:40 AM

how about a redone 35' cig mistress ,with 2 454 efi engines and #3 ssm drives

SKRAMER 06-26-2008 06:37 AM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 2601976)
i am writing under a friends screen name,
no doesnt go for anyone,

was told this boat owner is yapping and we will see what he does up against a sinlge, give him time to respond if he wants the action...

only stip we have is we run the beach lane up the cost. not sure whos going to be in the 32 running it

Tom

This maybe a dumb question. What is the beach lane. Is that the flat water???

TOASTY 06-26-2008 06:42 AM

no flat water in NJ ocean. driver said he wants to wave to the people on the beach... its the lane closest to the beach

T. Speana

SKRAMER 06-26-2008 06:46 AM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 2603114)
no flat water in NJ ocean. driver said he wants to wave to the people on the beach... its the lane closest to the beach

T. Speana

What kind of boat is the 32 single?? What power?? How fast is it??

TOASTY 06-26-2008 06:58 AM

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32 bad boy power boat
600hp
?? speedo doesnt work 75-76mph

CasinoRunner 06-26-2008 07:12 AM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 2601840)
Looking for the old school 35 cigarette pleasure with 2 motors, black red silver and white paint

was told hes talking a lot, nows your chance to shut us up

owner of a sinlge engine bad boy powerboat 32 wants to see you out in the ocean. Put your $$ up, 3k to race from lucy to AC inlet.

Tom

Does the Cig have a name on it ? Do you have a pic of the boat?

SKRAMER 06-26-2008 07:16 AM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 2603125)
32 bad boy power boat
600hp
?? speedo doesnt work 75-76mph

I thought p4 boats run over 80mph???

TOASTY 06-26-2008 07:34 AM

well looks like hes not showing his self...
not sure if cig has a name. i think the bad boy boat had bigger power when it was run in the opa league now it just has a 600. owner is looking for action if the rain holds off this weekend,

wheres the cig owner...???

gusman 06-26-2008 08:29 AM

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How about if TEAM "LOOSE CANNON" comes up there, cleans both your slow azzes clocks, and shows you some real speed (rough, flat, whatever?:D

Stormrider 06-26-2008 08:48 AM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 2603125)
32 bad boy power boat
600hp
?? speedo doesnt work 75-76mph

OK... i need to see more pics of this!!!!

SKRAMER 06-26-2008 09:07 AM


Originally Posted by gusman (Post 2603248)
How about if TEAM "LOOSE CANNON" comes up there, cleans both your slow azzes clocks, and shows you some real speed (rough, flat, whatever?:D

I got my money on loose cannon!!!

TOASTY 06-26-2008 12:44 PM

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loose cannon needs to be a better reader. we all know there are much faster boats....not a pissing contest. just this one boat we heard was talking. what better place to call him out then OSO.

so if you want to act like a jerk face loose cannon go ahead we can whip up a bad boy that will make cat killer look like a pauper...

there is alwasy someone with more money, a faster boat and a larger pee pee:rolleyes:

TOASTY 06-26-2008 12:48 PM

stay in Fl, there are pieces up here that will take your little cat and scramble that junk all over...you dont want to get beat by either a pre historic apache...many up here, a big 46 cat, or even a little 30 3 man race boat...i hear that boat is running past the century mark too....stay home this is grown people business

...nor tech... pahhlease. junk... we are looking for slappies cigarette all others go pound sand

tommy speana

BLee 06-26-2008 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by gusman (Post 2603248)
How about if TEAM "LOOSE CANNON" comes up there, cleans both your slow azzes clocks, and shows you some real speed (rough, flat, whatever?:D

LMAO, nice! :evilb::drink:

BLee 06-26-2008 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 2603646)
loose cannon needs to be a better reader. we all know there are much faster boats....not a pissing contest. just this one boat we heard was talking. what better place to call him out then OSO.

Videotape the race if you get the guy to take the bet in the 35. That'd be fun to watch, but I think the Bad Boy would take down the 35 assuming the driver knows the boat. Way lighter hull and more efficient. Hell, drag that tripledigits dude in there! He talks all kinds of crazy trash!! :evilb::drink:

Be safe!

Croozin2 06-26-2008 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2603695)
Hell, drag that tripledigits dude in there! He talks all kinds of crazy trash!! :evilb::drink: Be safe!

Dammit BLee, you had to go there, didn't you?!?!?:D:D

BLee 06-26-2008 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by Croozin2 (Post 2603712)
Dammit BLee, you had to go there, didn't you?!?!?:D:D

I know, I KNOW, but I'm having a really slow afternoon!!! :drink:

Croozin2 06-26-2008 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2603749)
I know, I KNOW, but I'm having a really slow afternoon!!! :drink:

That thread has gotten completely out of control but I can't wait to hear the results Monday morning!!:party-smiley-004:

BLee 06-26-2008 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by Croozin2 (Post 2603755)
That thread has gotten completely out of control but I can't wait to hear the results Monday morning!!:party-smiley-004:


(meee too!!) :party-smiley-004:


Out of nowhere the 80-90mph crew have come out this week with their guns blazing!! I can't remember seeing this much trash talked on OSO in a LONG time. You kinda get used to the Cat Killer/OL/200mph talk, but these other dudes are going for the jugular! :greenchainsaw:

sommerfliesby 06-26-2008 03:30 PM

I'm waiting patiently on the sidelines for the 70-75 mph brawl...then I'm ALL OVER IT!

BLee 06-26-2008 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by sommerfliesby (Post 2603876)
I'm waiting patiently on the sidelines for the 70-75 mph brawl...then I'm ALL OVER IT!


Hell get in there now! Most of these boats will only run 70-75 when they go from the computer to the water anyway! :evilb::drink:

Croozin2 06-26-2008 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2603898)
Hell get in there now! Most of these boats will only run 70-75 when they go from the computer to the water anyway! :evilb::drink:

I used to put a lot of 100mph boats back on the trailer with a 87mph STV with a 150 Pro-V Yammie!!!!:D:D

Funny how the math usually doesn't work either when they tell you how hard they turn their motors, what gear they run and what prop:rolleyes:

TOASTY 06-26-2008 04:57 PM

very interesting. My name is Christian Del Collo. Tom Speana is a friend of the owner of the 32 bad boy. As even i would enjoy racing a cigarette this invite was not confimred by either the owner or myself. I help Bob the owner run the boat. I let Tom use my screen name to sell some of his boat parts in the classifieds and he took it upon himself to create a little unnessassary wager. However, b/c this was posted, we will honor the bet. and put our money where our mouth is. or be willing to negoatiate. In addition, I have not heard anything in terms of a cigarette owner talking negatively toward the bad boy powerboat owner, i am typing this to mearly clear the air. But more importantly to establish a realistic run from margate Nj to Ac hey, it would be fun even for no money...

and yes, the boat is between 75-high 70s with small power

regards, and keep the pot going.

Christian Del Collo

gusman 06-26-2008 06:04 PM

Bring on your best bad girl you can cook up. We will still kick that little v's azz! .:eek:

Hey Toasty, Don't be a hater beacause your slow.:D

By the way I have MORE money, a FASTER Boat, but you certainly are the bigger DICK!

gusman 06-26-2008 07:56 PM

WOW!! LMAO
Thanks for posting under my screen name Joe. He also took it upon himself to stir the pot with my username, which I know is all in good fun, so dont go getting your pantys in a bundle guys.:drink:

I'am Scott Samec the real gusman, I throttle the Loose Cannon. I also let joe use my screen name to look at the website, now he's starting shiz whith my username. Great!

Scott

thisistank 06-26-2008 08:10 PM

Soooooo, note to self.....Don't lend out your screen name to your friends....:eek::D

offshoredrillin 06-26-2008 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2603898)
Hell get in there now! Most of these boats will only run 70-75 when they go from the computer to the water anyway! :evilb::drink:

i've never streatched the truth on my tub...but we have a trophy and a flag :D

Top Ven 06-26-2008 08:39 PM

that was Funny !!!!

Chris Sunkin 06-26-2008 09:38 PM


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 2604206)
..but we have a trophy and a flag :D

You need to drill holes in that trophy and hang it on a giant gold chain. You 'n Dave can trade off weeks wearing it-like offshore rap stars. :)

Remember, you still have to live with the humiliation of being "dominated by a Fountain" and with "half the horsepower of the other v-bottoms" and some other diarrhea from Reggie's PR douchebags.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=189642

Chris Sunkin 06-26-2008 09:40 PM


Originally Posted by gusman (Post 2604173)
WOW!! LMAO
Thanks for posting under my screen name Joe. He also took it upon himself to stir the pot with my username, which I know is all in good fun, so dont go getting your pantys in a bundle guys.:drink:

I'am Scott Samec the real gusman, I throttle the Loose Cannon. I also let joe use my screen name to look at the website, now he's starting shiz whith my username. Great!

Scott

No sweat. It happens. Just put Joe in a large cardboard box and UPS his ass to us. Remember to cut air holes. We'll take it from there.

stecz20 06-26-2008 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 2604206)
i've never streatched the truth on my tub...but we have a trophy and a flag :D

well if you had a lip ship edition, tank would say how great you did and if you didnt mind he love for you to have sex with his face...:evilb:

thisistank 06-26-2008 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2604357)
well if you had a lip ship edition, tank would say how great you did and if you didnt mind he love for you to have sex with his face...:evilb:

Did someone say Lip-Ship?? Someone want to buy a boat!?:D:D

I charge for that kind've stuff and have yet to have someone meet my demands....However, Stecz will let you violate any orifice on his body for free...any time...as many times as you wish...with as many objects you can think of....He's a giver.

offshoredrillin 06-27-2008 06:17 AM


Originally Posted by Chris Sunkin (Post 2604298)
Remember, you still have to live with the humiliation of being "dominated by a Fountain" and with "half the horsepower of the other v-bottoms" and some other diarrhea from Reggie's PR douchebags.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=189642

Dave and I still havent figured out who is "ass" and who is "clown"...our best assumption was the one that drinks the most is ass...that would usually be me, by definition, but I have been a professional drinker since I was 14, so my tolerance is higher.:D

As for the fountain thing, I read it, was going to comment, but then i received a pm from someone that told me of a story where Reggie got thrown in the water by a famous racer and wouldn't let him out, so I'll let the little man crow. If i remember correctly the fountain boat wasn't too far ahead of me, a stock boat in full pleasure trim...

BLee 06-27-2008 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by thisistank (Post 2604368)
Stecz will let you violate any orifice on his body for free...any time...as many times as you wish...with as many objects you can think of....He's a giver.


Well by definition, that would technically make him a taker.....http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/tagteam.gif:drink:

stecz20 06-27-2008 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2604736)
Well by definition, that would technically make him a taker.....http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/tagteam.gif:drink:

blee, you're way to pretty to be the giver.. with that pretty mouth of yours, theres only one thing you can do with that....:evilb::evilb:

you sure got a pretty mouth boy!!!!!:evilb:

Chris Sunkin 06-27-2008 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by offshoredrillin (Post 2604503)
Dave and I still havent figured out who is "ass" and who is "clown"...our best assumption was the one that drinks the most is ass...that would usually be me, by definition, but I have been a professional drinker since I was 14, so my tolerance is higher.:D

I was BS'ing with Dave this afternoon. He's still all jazzed up about running in real offshore water and meeting the "old guys". Even Rich. ;)

If the whole sport could be boxed up and shipped back in time about 25 years or so, I think we'd all be much happier.


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