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ManBayBoatClub 12-19-2008 09:44 AM

Official Top Gun Thread
 
Lets start an official "Top Gun Thread" The Cafe and Bullet people already got a thread tracking every cafe and bullet made. There isn't one for the TOP GUN and the Top Guns were the best selling Cigs for a long time! Take me seriously please.

Post:

Hull Number
Year
engines
drives
where it's at now
pictures.

WMF 12-19-2008 10:34 AM

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Ill start out, here is my favorite Top Gun!!!

ManBayBoatClub 12-19-2008 11:14 AM

That was not serious. I meant Cigarette Top Guns. This is supposes to be serious thread. No one ever takes me seriously. :(

Boomer35 12-19-2008 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by ManBayBoatClub (Post 2762049)
Lets start an official "Top Gun Thread" The Cafe and Bullet people already got a thread tracking every cafe and bullet made. There isn't one for the TOP GUN and the Top Guns were the best selling Cigs for a long time! Take me seriously please.

Post:


pictures.

i cant post pics, but this gun is badd as$

Hull Number CRT 00052050
Year: 2050
engines: twin 4200x10^23 hp mercs
drives: Bravo 1's
where it's at now: breaking fountains Kilo Record

WMF 12-19-2008 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by Boomer35 (Post 2762109)
i cant post pics, but this gun is badd as$

Hull Number CRT 00052050
Year: 2050
engines: twin 4200x10^23 hp mercs
drives: Bravo 1's
where it's at now: breaking fountains Kilo Record

Is that you Goose???????, its Mavrick, Skip will be mad you let the cat out of the bag on the new Cig, your going to get it:food-smiley-007:

BLee 12-19-2008 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by ManBayBoatClub (Post 2762095)
No one ever takes me seriously. :(

Shut up :hothead:

Get a sense of humor, or get lost. Being a whiney little b-tch hasn't worked out very well for you in the past, has it?

How in the hell do you feel so entitled to respect when you're famous on like 5 forums for being a total liar? Skip Braver had to have an ATTORNEY get you to stop impersonating him on the internet dude.....!!!

You've lied your ass off about nearly everything imaginable, so NO, no one takes you serious AT ALL..... Don't bother posting ANOTHER 7 paragraph excuse for why you can't act right either, because no one's buying that BS anymore, and that card has been played.

If you want respect, earn it. Stop farming for sympathy and trying to make people feel sorry for you.

Boomer35 12-19-2008 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2762125)
Shut up :hothead:

Get a sense of humor, or get lost. Being a whiney little b-tch hasn't worked out very well for you in the past, has it?

How in the hell do you feel so entitled to respect when you're famous on like 5 forums for being a total liar? Skip Braver had to have an ATTORNEY get you to stop impersonating him on the internet dude.....!!!

You've lied your ass off about nearly everything imaginable, so NO, no one takes you serious AT ALL..... Don't bother posting ANOTHER 7 paragraph excuse for why you can't act right either, because no one's buying that BS anymore, and that card has been played.

If you want respect, earn it. Stop farming for sympathy and trying to make people feel sorry for you.


A little harsh no?

manbay - just chill out with the threads a little and read and learn, then hopefully what you post will start to earn you a little clout

your young, get out and chase some girls, or find yourself an old beat up boat and make a project out of it, spend your time doing that not on a computer

JUSTGOLF 12-19-2008 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2762125)
Shut up :hothead:

Get a sense of humor, or get lost. Being a whiney little b-tch hasn't worked out very well for you in the past, has it?

How in the hell do you feel so entitled to respect when you're famous on like 5 forums for being a total liar? Skip Braver had to have an ATTORNEY get you to stop impersonating him on the internet dude.....!!!

You've lied your ass off about nearly everything imaginable, so NO, no one takes you serious AT ALL..... Don't bother posting ANOTHER 7 paragraph excuse for why you can't act right either, because no one's buying that BS anymore, and that card has been played.

If you want respect, earn it. Stop farming for sympathy and trying to make people feel sorry for you.

I think very well said :ernaehrung004:

seafordguy 12-19-2008 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by WMF (Post 2762079)
Ill start out, here is my favorite Top Gun!!!

HAHA - Tom Cruise is such a pillow biter....

seafordguy 12-19-2008 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer35 (Post 2762141)
A little harsh no?

manbay - just chill out with the threads a little and read and learn, then hopefully what you post will start to earn you a little clout

I think that was a little soft.

He has been give this exact advice countless times under countless screen names and it never sets in. Hell I have said that to him myself on at least 2 occasions i can recall - just telling him to post a little less, read a little more, and just generally relax, and he keeps proving that in the end we're just pissing in the wind. You want to try your best with people excited about our hobby but enough is enough.

WMF 12-19-2008 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by ManBayBoatClub (Post 2762095)
That was not serious. I meant Cigarette Top Guns. This is supposes to be serious thread. No one ever takes me seriously. :(

It was just a joke, sorry to hijack your thread, thier are plenty of pics of Top Guns out thier, you dont need to track them all down!!!. One day if you work hard and do right you will get a Cigarette

HiPerf2000 12-19-2008 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by seafordguy (Post 2762149)
I think that was a little soft.

He has been give this exact advice countless times under countless screen names and it never sets in.

Bingo !!!!!!!!!!!!

I was gonna reply with something, but chose not to waste my time. At least BLee summed it all up pretty well...:grinser010:

BLee 12-19-2008 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer35 (Post 2762141)
A little harsh no?

manbay - just chill out with the threads a little and read and learn, then hopefully what you post will start to earn you a little clout

your young, get out and chase some girls, or find yourself an old beat up boat and make a project out of it, spend your time doing that not on a computer

I apologize to anyone that doesn't know the history of this kid, but it's literally jaw dropping how much chit he's stirred up all over the net. SOOO many people, myself included, have tried to give the benefit of the doubt to him, only to see it ignored repeatedly.

He then tries to throw this sympathy party about how being a kid is hard, which somehow justifies lying to people behind a computer screen, even impersonating others to seem e-cool. :rolleyes:

I can only assume this was the approach he took with his classmates in the past, which backfired eventually, making him an outcast. Rather than realize the self induced error, he throws another 50 gallons of gasoline on the fire by taking it to the net.

If you want to hang out around older people when you're much younger, you have to act much more mature than even an adult would be expected to. He's young enough to shape up and be a cool dude, but his future social life will only be a fantasy if he doesn't stop the drama.

stecz20 12-19-2008 03:13 PM

i like this kid, he got blee mad..... hes okay by me, just shut your face and keep blee angry and youll be ok....

RebarBox 12-19-2008 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2762232)
i like this kid, he got blee mad..... hes okay by me, just shut your face and keep blee angry and youll be ok....

LOL:D:D

Perlmudder 12-19-2008 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by WMF (Post 2762079)
Ill start out, here is my favorite Top Gun!!!

the other night at the bar i thought i was so slick and said "take me to bed or lose me forever!!"...needless to say she didn't say "show me the way home honey!!"


swing annnnnnnnnnnd a miss! :mad::ernaehrung004:

OL40SVX 12-19-2008 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by HiPerf2000 (Post 2762187)
Bingo !!!!!!!!!!!!

I was gonna reply with something, but chose not to waste my time. At least BLee summed it all up pretty well...:grinser010:

Same here!! He just needs to stop posting crap that he trys to know stuff about or is already on here!! Just lurk around and use the search option.

JaayTeee 12-19-2008 05:08 PM

I found a few

http://cgi.ebay.com/1999-Vermeer-Top...3A1%7C294%3A50

http://cgi.ebay.com/George-W-Bush-To...A17%7C294%3A50

http://cgi.ebay.com/Roxy-Girl-TOP-GU...A17%7C294%3A50

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Bagley-F...3A2%7C294%3A50

ManBayBoatClub 12-19-2008 09:16 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2762125)
Shut up :hothead:

Get a sense of humor, or get lost. Being a whiney little b-tch hasn't worked out very well for you in the past, has it?

How in the hell do you feel so entitled to respect when you're famous on like 5 forums for being a total liar? Skip Braver had to have an ATTORNEY get you to stop impersonating him on the internet dude.....!!!

You've lied your ass off about nearly everything imaginable, so NO, no one takes you serious AT ALL..... Don't bother posting ANOTHER 7 paragraph excuse for why you can't act right either, because no one's buying that BS anymore, and that card has been played.

If you want respect, earn it. Stop farming for sympathy and trying to make people feel sorry for you.

WHOA guys you crazy people arent that helpful. Yeah i tripped a few times on my forum activity but I want to be like the other guys. I want to learn, but you people dont help me out. EVERYONE: be nice and help out. ahhhhhhhhrrrrgggghhhh! C'mon ppl!!!:rolleyes:

ManBayBoatClub 12-19-2008 09:22 PM


Originally Posted by fountain40icbm (Post 2762285)
Same here!! He just needs to stop posting crap that he trys to know stuff about or is already on here!! Just lurk around and use the search option.

You. Crazy.

- I dont post crap no more
- i want to learn MORE about Cigs (you guys arent nice enough to help)
-the admins on boatfreaks and speedwake are $h!t.
- i ask a simple question and no one responds.
-i am 15 years of age
- i do have a gf
- i need more than a boston whaler- more like a 20-22 ft speedboat resto project

guys fix your attitudes

OL40SVX 12-19-2008 09:38 PM

BLee you and I are crazy. How bout them apples!!:D:D

ManBayBoatClub 12-19-2008 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by fountain40icbm (Post 2762459)
BLee you and I are crazy. How bout them apples!!:D:D

real talk. thas some good sense of humor there.

seafordguy 12-19-2008 09:55 PM


Originally Posted by ManBayBoatClub (Post 2762441)
WHOA guys you crazy people arent that helpful. Yeah i tripped a few times on my forum activity but I want to be like the other guys. I want to learn, but you people dont help me out. EVERYONE: be nice and help out. ahhhhhhhhrrrrgggghhhh! C'mon ppl!!!:rolleyes:

My patience is overwhelming me tonight.

AGAIN - why not spend the evening reading articles in the extensive technical section of the website instead of coming in here and telling moderators they are crazy, and telling adults that they need to adjust their attitudes. It concerns me a little that you can't see how nice people HAVE been to you.

There is a wealth of information in the technical section and a few hours looking up terms would be a great way to get some exposure to the things that make these boats tick. I know it isn't as exciting as compiling pictures and day dreaming, but I guarantee it would be a step in the right direction towards not only your personal growth, but also your ability to meaningfully contribute to this community.

Some Term Suggestions: Block, Heads, Lifters, Pistons, Valves, Gimbal, Bellows, Rockers, Alternator, Water Pump, Heat Exchanger, Breathers, Puke Tanks, Coupler, U-joint, Tie Bar, Drive Shower, Alignment, etc....

Read the threads, take in the pictures, understand the concepts - then when you are ready to get in to a boat of your own you are WAY ahead of the game; the years will go by extremely fast so this day isn't far off.

NOW - is there a smiley that shows me sitting at my computer patting myself on the back??

ManBayBoatClub 12-19-2008 11:06 PM

What would be really nice is to have someone with a Cig, take me out on it, teach me how it runs (trim tabs, steps, speeds), then explain to me about the engines, (hands on).

If I can find somebody to teach me everything about one of these boats tecnically not visually, that'd be great!

BLee 12-19-2008 11:45 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2762232)
i like this kid, he got blee mad..... hes okay by me, just shut your face and keep blee angry and youll be ok....


You and Rebar don't get too excited..... There isn't a state in the U.S. that thinks it's ok for you to shower with him....:chill-pill:

stecz20 12-20-2008 12:51 AM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2762490)
You and Rebar don't get too excited..... There isn't a state in the U.S. that thinks it's ok for you to shower with him....:chill-pill:

who is this rebar box guy.... is he one of mashers buddies....:evilb::evilb:

thisistank 12-20-2008 01:47 AM

Sam, it's not your enthusiasm.... it's your attack. At times, you come off as a seasoned pro that knows what he's talking about (which you don't...You only read what others have posted) and at other times you come off as a f*cking retard that has no clue (which is more to the point).

Take it from some one that has at least a "little" knowledge about Cigarettes, "listen more and speak less".

No, know one will answer your threads with your track record.

No, know one cares what you say about, with your track record of BS. No one cares youve made penance about what you've done in the past. You've still f*cked up and that will stick with you. Doesn't matter how many screen names you go through.

No, know one will answer your questions with your track record. No one takes you serious. Again, doesn't matter how many name changes you go through.

It is obvious you care about Cigarette; but listen more and type less.

The more you type the more a fool you look.

I will be the first to say, come out here and I'll take you for a ride on a cigarette, out in the pacific ocean, in the big blue, in swells 5-6 foot, to the channel islands. Come on out any time. I need an excuse to run my boat. And yes, I'll let my daughter even show you how to run a Cigarette...... But seriously, please, stop posting. You don't have any experience and know nothing other than what has been written on here and other boards. You deserve no respect. You should expect nothing and have nothing coming to you.

Basically, in a nut shell: STOP POSTING.

Other than that. Let me know when mommy and daddy tell you they'll bring you out to California. Because other than that, you'll never have ANYTHING to talk about Cigarette related!

Good luck you you.

Tank

bmanafort 12-20-2008 06:45 AM

Sam,
I will take you out on the Mystique next summer. You can either get on the boat in Chester, CT or Greenport, NY. My email is [email protected] just remind me once the summer gets here.
Bill

ManBayBoatClub 12-20-2008 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by bmanafort (Post 2762527)
Sam,
I will take you out on the Mystique next summer. You can either get on the boat in Chester, CT or Greenport, NY. My email is [email protected] just remind me once the summer gets here.
Bill

Thanks, that would be great.

Note: To everyone saying how im making a fool of myself, and everything about me is negative, I am real nice, smart and friendly.
Here is a nice video of me on Guy's Cig...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEVl-jub0s4

This is what i'll do from now on.

-respond to posts and try to help people
-ask questions when I really do not know it- not just to get the same answer because I've forgotten.
-ask questions if i have problems with MY boat.
-post up something interesting, (video or article) that I find.

So, please, i want all my B.S. posts deleted and keep the ones that make sense, um, also please help me if the question or whatever makes sense and looks like an honest or question worthwhile to answer.

ManBayBoatClub 12-20-2008 08:28 AM

Here is a video of me driving my boat that I worked REALLY hard to restore and get it to look real nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSMeovS4w8&NR=1

www.freewebs.com/senorspeedy

TeamSaris 12-20-2008 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by thisistank (Post 2762504)
other times you come off as a f*cking retard that has no clue (which is more to the point).




Good luck you you.

Tank

Lmao :drink:

TeamSaris 12-20-2008 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by ManBayBoatClub (Post 2762559)
Here is a video of me driving my boat that I worked REALLY hard to restore and get it to look real nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSMeovS4w8&NR=1

www.freewebs.com/senorspeedy

I think youd be better off with a girl closer to your age.......sorry I had to do that :drink:

I dont have a personal beef with you but.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1axxp...eature=related

MikeyFIN 12-20-2008 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by ManBayBoatClub (Post 2762445)
You. Crazy.

- I dont post crap no more
- i want to learn MORE about Cigs (you guys arent nice enough to help)
-the admins on boatfreaks and speedwake are $h!t.
- i ask a simple question and no one responds.
-i am 15 years of age
- i do have a gf
- i need more than a boston whaler- more like a 20-22 ft speedboat resto project

guys fix your attitudes

sound like this kiddo has potential...

If he then has any blood of Jake LaMotta in himself then heīll be just as stubborn and stupid to succeed in rowing home a boat project he seems to yearn for.
Now I guess you got landed yourself somekinda job at the Marina?
If not do that,, thatīs where the deals are plus youīll learn the ropes.. thatīs how I did it in the 70īs.
And get a profession or schooling you want to pull thru.:drink:

Life ainīt all about Top Guns... remember the Cig 38 or acutally 37.6 and 39 Squadron and Squadron XII ( like Dry Martini) came before ( just search here the info is all there..).

Guys kgive the kid a break heīs on his knees and already has his pants down waiting for the spanking :grinser010:

and one final note... do only tackle one project at a time no matter how sweet deals you find around.

TeamSaris 12-20-2008 01:01 PM

http://www.freewebs.com/senorspeedy/...ionprocess.htm
Hows that stuff in the bottom holding up?:drink:

dreamer 12-20-2008 01:03 PM

[QUOTE=MikeyFIN;2762699]

heīs on his knees and already has his pants down waiting for the spanking :grinser010:

QUOTE]


are u tryin to get stecz turned on?:evilb:

stecz20 12-20-2008 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by fast fun 2 (Post 2762705)
http://www.freewebs.com/senorspeedy/...ionprocess.htm
Hows that stuff in the bottom holding up?:drink:

you were just like sammy when you were his age.... he reminds me a lot of you...:evilb::evilb:

Biggus 12-20-2008 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by ManBayBoatClub (Post 2762445)
You. Crazy.

- I dont post crap no more
- i want to learn MORE about Cigs (you guys arent nice enough to help)
-the admins on boatfreaks and speedwake are $h!t.
- i ask a simple question and no one responds.
-i am 15 years of age
- i do have a gf
- i need more than a boston whaler- more like a 20-22 ft speedboat resto project

guys fix your attitudes


Hey Sam,

I got a great project for you, and the best part is it's free. You just got to promise to carry it through.

I've had this boat laying around too long. It's a 1987 Wellcraft 196 (19') cuddy cabin. Solid fresh water hull, no motor, no drive, needs cockpit upholstery. Was a 4 cyl 3.7L/Alpha One No trailer. These are cool little boats, my wife had one for a while and I was going to build another but no time.

You come to Maine with a trailer, You can have it for free.

Great project boat for a young man.

Kurt

TeamSaris 12-20-2008 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2762709)
you were just like sammy when you were his age.... he reminds me a lot of you...:evilb::evilb:

U b astard :drink:

pm203 12-20-2008 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by Biggus (Post 2762718)
Hey Sam,

I got a great project for you, and the best part is it's free. You just got to promise to carry it through.

I've had this boat laying around too long. It's a 1987 Wellcraft 196 (19') cuddy cabin. Solid fresh water hull, no motor, no drive, needs cockpit upholstery. Was a 4 cyl 3.7L/Alpha One No trailer. These are cool little boats, my wife had one for a while and I was going to build another but no time.

You come to Maine with a trailer, You can have it for free.

Great project boat for a young man.

Kurt

Can Stecz have it?

Interceptor 12-20-2008 02:58 PM

This is probably how Long Duck Dong acted as a kid.
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