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Old 03-18-2005 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by MrCIG
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LL CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spank This

your computer may have a spell check option...suggest a you use it...or is that the name of your boat...
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Old 03-18-2005 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by rfoxx987
Reggie is on hold, something about a step bottom design...a few years ahead of Skip...Adios
Reggie was making step bottoms in '88?

Even my old, heavy, water-logged, non-step Cafe has walked away from a couple "high-tech" Fountains.

As for a 28' Velocity with a 502 crate motor...most people I boat with would be too embarassed to be seen in one of those...but hey...as Rodney Dangerfield once said, "looks good on you, though".

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Old 03-18-2005 | 11:16 PM
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rfox it is obvious that you are just trying to get us cig guys worked up, and you really cant be serious with all that bs, but if some reason you really believe these dreams i have a cafe for you to run. i will guarantee you wont pass mine on any water condition. as for resale my 1989 is worth more now than what you paid for yours new.
Sean thanks for the deal on the headers they are perfect.
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Old 03-19-2005 | 12:37 AM
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Arn' t those Velocity's like a Bayliner I think they share the same molds just diffent stickers on the side.
Bring that piece of crap up here to the big lake (that would be lake Michigan) with the wind blowing out of the north at 20mph and you won't make it out of the harbor in Hammond. I tell you what I'll give you a head start. If you can make it to the break wall on the south side of Chicago. Call me on the cell phone and tell me your leaving to head to downtown Chicago. and I'll wave as I go buy while you are still puckering your shorts. But I'll buy you a drink when you get there to calm your nerves.
Oh ya my boat only does 65. But that's in any kind of water.

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Old 03-19-2005 | 02:50 AM
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Running fast is fine in your 280 Velocity. Its just FINE. I prefer to not spill my cocktail when riding in a CIGARETTE!
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Old 03-19-2005 | 02:55 AM
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Facts are FACTS! Mr Cig will eat that 280 Velocity for lunch on Lake Michigan. rfoxx, Please refrain from making any more moronic statements. You look stupid enough as it is.
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Old 03-19-2005 | 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by rfoxx987
my friend has a cafe 88 and with twin 600 hawks he gets spanked by my velocity 280 with a single 502 crate...regardless of water conditions...
I didnt know Regal's could run big water. . .
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Old 03-19-2005 | 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bryanspeedracer
Oh no you don't!

We don't need any trouble makers at Fountain either.

I'm sensitive enough as it is...

ok , im sorry well send him to the lions...
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Old 03-19-2005 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by rfoxx987
apaches and cigarettes suck, you are all a bunch of suck jobs with boats that were great in the past. memories, thats all you guys have. while your looking at my transom, remember what great boat you used to have. you have fun on your waterlogged canoes, ill have fun spanking all your a s ses =

tribe it is... man, look what this clown said now.. he needs a time out, or a beating one or the other....lol.. poor guy, too much, ride the hammer, for this fellow.. stecz
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Old 03-19-2005 | 04:48 PM
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Yo Stecz................Take care of that guy WTF
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