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kreed 01-13-2011 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Black Wishbone (Post 3296367)
I think it is better for people to be surprised. :evilb:

:eek:...Surprised is an understatement.

Sick Stinger 01-13-2011 01:45 PM

Just Imagine this one A monkey bangin a football wearing a toto that has a rainbow tatoo on his forhead. Thats should do it "Jeff in a nut shell"
-Mike

AbsolutOFFSHORE 01-14-2011 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 3295446)
Do we want a quiet meeting place to sit and talk? Or do we want a fun place to have a couple and play pool? If a fun place is what we want, how about Rookies in Cromwell? Lots of seating, food, pool tables, ect. Usually lots to do and see there, or we can just get a table and BS.... And its centerally located. Just a suggestion.....Are wives and g/f invited or just us? Do we have a club fee due at this time?

Exactly what I was thinking. Rookies would be a great place and convenient for most everybody.

Black Wishbone 01-15-2011 09:57 AM

now that we seem to have a place. Let see how many can make it on 2/12.

30ctsutphen 01-15-2011 10:06 AM

Pres cant make 2 12 of any year!.

30ctsutphen 01-15-2011 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by Sick Stinger (Post 3296525)
Just Imagine this one A monkey bangin a football wearing a toto that has a rainbow tatoo on his forhead. Thats should do it "Jeff in a nut shell"
-Mike



Thats just how you dream of me you HOMELESS SEXUAL!:eek:

Black Wishbone 01-15-2011 10:46 AM

yea if figures Jeff would be the one to screw up the 12th.:lolhit:

30ctsutphen 01-15-2011 11:52 AM

Techincally my wife Is screwing it up she didnt have to born that day!

Sick Stinger 01-16-2011 11:03 AM

Jeff thats the way you look all the time. Didnt want that toto to blow up like Monroe's skirt did, so you had to have the empire state building of windshileds. Guess your hair piece wont go anywhere either.
-Mike

30ctsutphen 01-16-2011 06:27 PM

No hair peice yet.

Where did you get yours?
I dont want to go there to get one it looks like a dead squirrel that was anally abused by a large DOG!

1MOSES1 01-17-2011 07:29 AM

i probably cant make it due to valentines day being around the same time...unless i bring her somewhere on sunday...we'll see

kreed 01-17-2011 08:22 AM


Originally Posted by 30ctsutphen (Post 3299054)
No hair peice yet.

Where did you get yours?
I dont want to go there to get one it looks like a dead squirrel that was anally abused by a large DOG!

Hahahahhahaa, you guys are friggen funny! Enjoy your wigs while you got them....take it from me!!!

Sick Stinger 01-17-2011 09:07 AM

Haha nice try you wish you had a head of hair like i do. The closes thing you have is your wifes bush.
-Mike

SS930 01-17-2011 10:52 AM

Ouch... that was a little below the belt! (Pun intended)

1MOSES1 01-17-2011 04:26 PM

kreed dont worry about it buddy...i still have hair and i choose to shave it just like you.

1MOSES1 01-17-2011 04:34 PM

just to prove a point...keep shaving brotha!!! :Score-101010:

http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/...0324/self2.jpg

http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/...s0324/self.jpg

SS930 01-17-2011 08:19 PM

I wouldn't F with that dude!!! :eek:

Way to go Justin... I might do it for the summer too! :cool:

kreed 01-17-2011 09:31 PM

Wow! What are you, some kind of ultimate fighter? Or Stone Cold Justin Austin? Oh, this is before your time.....but, can anyone say...Taxi cab driver? Hahahaha, It looks good bro. I think a tat may be in line next.

kreed 01-17-2011 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3299916)
I wouldn't F with that dude!!! :eek:

Way to go Justin... I might do it for the summer too! :cool:

You Scot? I dont know bro, your too much of a pretty boy....:drink:

1MOSES1 01-17-2011 09:46 PM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3299916)
I wouldn't F with that dude!!! :eek:

Way to go Justin... I might do it for the summer too! :cool:

I say go for it!!!! If you don't like it, you can always grow your hair back. That's how is started for me. I cut my hair with a number 2 clipper. Then one day picked up a razor and went for it. Haven't turned back. It's a clean look and widely accepted everywhere. Also a very easy hair style to maintain. Not mention Its cheap, never need to see a hairdresser. Lots of pros. Just have to watch out for sun burn.

My only rules: stay fit, dress the part, and stay somewhat tan.

1MOSES1 01-17-2011 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 3299983)
Wow! What are you, some kind of ultimate fighter? Or Stone Cold Justin Austin? Oh, this is before your time.....but, can anyone say...Taxi cab driver? Hahahaha, It looks good bro. I think a tat may be in line next.

Hahaha people always ask me if I'm in the ufc. In the past I have been called lex Luther, slick, sly, high and tight, etc...

Taxi cab? Definately before my time...

It's a tough look to pull off. I tend to think I wear it well. It's not for everyone, that's for sure.

Keep it clean and close kreed

SS930 01-18-2011 07:39 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 3299985)
You Scot? I dont know bro, your too much of a pretty boy....:drink:

:D
I shaved it years ago when I was wrestling. Wish I had some pics.

Regardless, genitics are suggesting I'm going to end up going 'Reed-style' at some point anyway! :drink:



Looking good Justin! :cool:

kreed 01-18-2011 07:48 AM

Okay Scot, We are gonna look like a tough group this summer! Theres me, Justin, Scot, Lefty, my brother, Jayfan and Jayboutlaw to name a few. We may be starting a trend, who knows, ...Frank may be next......................

SS930 01-18-2011 08:23 AM

I keep threatening to do it, but at the same time Christine keeps threatening to kick my azz if I do. I'll see how much is left (naturally) and then decide. Those little suckers keep jumping ship FAST! :D

1MOSES1 01-18-2011 11:12 AM

scot go for it...i say wait for the summer tho so you can get some color on your dome.

SS930 01-18-2011 02:41 PM

Yeah, I cut my hair the other day and have noticed a cold draft up there ever since (less hair and little between the ears...). I would definitely wait until June or so before cutting it, but the burn on the dome would suck.

kreed 01-19-2011 08:08 AM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3300555)
Yeah, I cut my hair the other day and have noticed a cold draft up there ever since (less hair and little between the ears...). I would definitely wait until June or so before cutting it, but the burn on the dome would suck.

Scot, with the bimini top and the windshield thats on the boat you cruise on, youll be lucky to get ANY sun on your head...OR wind in your face!!!:eek::eek::eek:......kinda defeats the purpose of boating, no?


PS..............when your hair is cut like mine, A bimini to is nice, Ive gone home lookin like a tomato MANY times, and it hurts!

SS930 01-19-2011 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 3301237)
Scot, with the bimini top and the windshield thats on the boat you cruise on, youll be lucky to get ANY sun on your head...OR wind in your face!!!:eek::eek::eek:......kinda defeats the purpose of boating, no?


PS..............when your hair is cut like mine, A bimini to is nice, Ive gone home lookin like a tomato MANY times, and it hurts!

Isn't it time for you to go back to scrubbing some dog's nuts? :angry-smiley-038:

1MOSES1 01-19-2011 10:42 AM

i would suggest a hat during the summer until a base tan is established...or use some sunscreen.

kreed 01-19-2011 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by moses0324 (Post 3301409)
i would suggest a hat during the summer until a base tan is established...or use some sunscreen.

Moses, dont come on here preaching your shaved head suggestions about hats, tanning, shaving techniques, how to carry yourself, and even how bald dudes should stay in shape?! Whatta you nuts?? I shaved my head when you were 9. :eek: You stick to posing in front of the mirror, let me give out the bald advice.....I think Ive earned it. :kiss: Hahahahaha

1MOSES1 01-19-2011 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 3301595)
Moses, dont come on here preaching your shaved head suggestions about hats, tanning, shaving techniques, how to carry yourself, and even how bald dudes should stay in shape?! Whatta you nuts?? I shaved my head when you were 9. :eek: You stick to posing in front of the mirror, let me give out the bald advice.....I think Ive earned it. :kiss: Hahahahaha

it was more or less for scot...but ok.

SS930 01-19-2011 03:14 PM

I think he was just razzing you Justin. ;)

kreed 01-19-2011 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by moses0324 (Post 3301644)
it was more or less for scot...but ok.

Hahahaha, yea Justin. I was just kiddin around. Sometimes my bad sense of humor doesnt compute on paper. Reading it back, I sound alittle angry......and creepy. My bad Justin.

Sick Stinger 01-19-2011 05:29 PM

Kev your a Dik. PS thanks for the switches :grinser010:
-Mike

30ctsutphen 01-19-2011 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 3301778)
Hahahaha, yea Justin. I was just kiddin around. Sometimes my bad sense of humor doesnt compute on paper. Reading it back, I sound alittle angry......and creepy. My bad Justin.

Justin Hes just and old miserable bastard!:party-smiley-004:

30ctsutphen 01-19-2011 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3299916)
I wouldn't F with that dude!!! :eek:

Way to go Justin... I might do it for the summer too! :cool:

Dont follow these BIC HEADS scot, but if you did

Id stand in line to see that along with the rest of the freakshows in the circus.HAHAHAHa

I just cant see you with shaved head Stick with the pompador:kiss:

kreed 01-20-2011 07:09 AM


Originally Posted by 30ctsutphen (Post 3301917)
Dont follow these BIC HEADS scot, but if you did

Id stand in line to see that along with the rest of the freakshows in the circus.HAHAHAHa

I just cant see you with shaved head Stick with the pompador:kiss:

WOW...freakshow? You ok with that Scot? :party-smiley-004:

SS930 01-20-2011 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by kreed (Post 3302204)
WOW...freakshow? You ok with that Scot? :party-smiley-004:

Given the source, yeah I'm okay with that.


Pot, meet kettle...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYnNXvcyZs...mpson-1083.gif

kreed 01-20-2011 08:39 AM

Hahahahahahahahahhahahaahahaahahahahahaa!!!!!!! That awesome. Scot, your god Damn funny lately!:evilb:

30ctsutphen 01-23-2011 02:28 PM

[QUOTE=kreed;3302274]Hahahahahahahahahhahahaahahaahahahahahaa!!!!!!! That awesome. Scot, your god !
Man thats pathetic, Kev thinks SCOT IS HIS GOD!


Scot I wouldnt let him forget that anytime soon. In fact I will continually remind him for you.


I knew he "liked" you scot but man this is one step above his previous hidden sexual fantasies for you.:eek:


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