Oh, and while you're down there handing out Geritol slushies to get the old folk to notice you and trust you...


pick up a gross of cheap walkers to hand out at the office.

Great idea, and it worked well. I had a walker give-away at the boat show. Hired a 75yr old blonde (she was HOT) to run the machine. Had one for Guys (spiked with viagra) and the otherone for women 90% booze so as they got drunk, the horney old men were chasing them everywhere!!

Many new clients for my Monday meetings!

Dave

"Driving by Mister Davey"

Senator; Creating a false post is declared to be not allowed, the Chairman has spoken. Quotes may, however, be posted slightly altered, so long as the intent is to rid the original post of non essential content. When making adjustments to the original post one must pay upmost attention to spelling and diction.


RIP; It would appear, from the arm position, that the young lady in your new avatar is having somewhat of a problem in her quest.

Careful there Senator, the old folks are frail, you don't want to break him.


Please note the properly altered original post.

She's been lookin' for over 2600 posts, probably havin' trouble parting the lips..............

....possibly an uncensored fisting post in the wrong place.

more to the point gentlemen...

it's definitely a two hand-job holding this one.

I'm thinking more like a two (empty) handed search.

Dave

In order to protect the far-from-innocent female participants...

I won't break out the expansive pic and vid archives to correct your thinking.

this is going to be a long winter