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5PMSMWHR 12-18-2006 04:19 PM

The Senator Responds
 
http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=1...bfbc2G06121814

Rippem 12-18-2006 04:37 PM

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he's got a "guy" for that..

a FasTech logo "guy"

as well as obviously an elf outfit tailor "guy"...

and I hear they both drink with his pump pickup welder "guy"... :p

RaggedEdge 12-18-2006 06:02 PM

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Nice there 5PM, If only I were not so hi tech chalenged I'd have done that myself. I was leaning towards the reindeer deal.

BTW on your e-mail the attachment, blah blah, would not open, Samantha's diagnosis, but Elvis was fine. Wass' up with that?

RaggedEdge 12-18-2006 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rippem
he's got a "guy" for that..

a FasTech logo "guy"

as well as obviously an elf outfit tailor "guy"...

and I hear they both drink with his pump pickup welder "guy"... :p

It would look like the tailor "guy" got the neck fit a little tight. His head appears to be swollen, more so than normal. Maybe just a case of Corona bloat, all those beers with all those "guys". Or maybe just a lime stuck in his throat?

And where is that Fastech logo? Someplace on the back of the suit where his "guy" buddies can better appreciate it?

Rippem 12-18-2006 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
His head appears to be swollen, more so than normal.

:evilb:



Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
where is that Fastech logo? Someplace on the back of the suit where his "guy" buddies can better appreciate it?

needs a "lubricant guy" ;)

5PMSMWHR 12-18-2006 06:52 PM

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Since I was the one to introduce the senator to elf morphing, I felt the need to level the field a little. I couldn't find the right elfette to morph MV35-H (-HO HO HO) Isn't there a penalty for a wife utilizing her mans OSO credentials?

RaggedEdge 12-19-2006 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rippem
:evilb:




needs a "lubricant guy" ;)

That would be his "KY GUY".

RaggedEdge 12-19-2006 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 5PMSMWHR
Since I was the one to introduce the senator to elf morphing, I felt the need to level the field a little. I couldn't find the right elfette to morph MV35-H (-HO HO HO) Isn't there a penalty for a wife utilizing her mans OSO credentials?



Turn around fair play, as they say.

I believe the spouse/significant other has joint rights if there is some form of acknowledgement included, as she did so in her post she is within her rights.[boathouse rules of conduct] And therin lies the reason for the added "-H for Hottie" in my response. Plus there was no way, amoungst this group, I was going to touch that lap dance offer without some real clarification as to whom the response was sent to. That could have lead to the assumption by some that I was a member of the Senators bump dancing group, and I am not into that kind of activity.

5PMSMWHR 12-19-2006 12:04 PM

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MV35-H's commentary is always welcome. Oddly, the Senator must have lost connectivity....................

ThirdBird 12-19-2006 09:16 PM

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Finally got it to fire-up,,,,,,,,, that's some funny chit right there!!!! :p

Couldn't understand anything Axa said except "353" but, who cares, the face was worth it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rippem 12-19-2006 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ThirdBird
the face was worth it all!


no...........................no...it wasn't.

axapowell 12-19-2006 09:52 PM

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NOW the Senator RESPONDS!!! :D :D :D

Mike's Turn!


Dave

P.S. Happy Holidays! :drink:

axapowell 12-19-2006 09:53 PM

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Watch it RIP....or you WILL be next!! :D

Dave

axapowell 12-20-2006 09:08 AM

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It worked last night.....No words....I'll have to try again...


Dave

5PMSMWHR 12-20-2006 10:07 AM

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There must be alot of elfmakers out there, i couldn't connect to any of them.

5PMSMWHR 12-20-2006 10:10 AM

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got the dance but not the audio, might be a good thing..... Hey Rip, you work enough OT yet to dump your '02 under my tree? I can write you one hell of a gift card??????

axapowell 12-20-2006 10:13 AM

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In this game of "Boat Poker"....I think it's a BLUFF!! :D

Dave

ThirdBird 12-20-2006 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by axapowell
In this game of "Boat Poker"....I think it's a BLUFF!! :D

Dave

:eek:

Rippem 12-20-2006 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by axapowell
In this game of "Boat Poker"....I think it's a BLUFF!! :D

lots of cards in play...and "bluffing"

the cottage deal has fizzled. First the family wants a quick sale, be rid of it, not pay the taxes next ect. So we go back and forth and are, in the end 20K apart, I'm not budging, and word has it they feel they'll get the price they want come spring. :rolleyes:
Whatever... at that price it's only marginal and I'm tired of dealing with them. I really want to be on the other side, the leeward side of the point, out of the weather anyway. I will eventually be in the right place at the right time, and score one of those deals I'm famous for. :D

as far as the boat...As I told Mike, I'm not going to sell this boat just to sell it. I'm in it too good, it's too mint, and I like it too much to do that.
I also expressed that I didn't want to hold him up from doing something.
Now if the terms would come about to make replacing this $ensible, or if something else comes along that really excites me...
in reality the time for this to happen is getting short.

though I did get an email from Robert today. :)

Magicfloat 12-20-2006 06:26 PM

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Be careful of the e-mails you receive from me,they may make you spend some of your money,and that means I must have some powerful e-mails. :drink: :D

RaggedEdge 12-20-2006 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 5PMSMWHR
MV35-H's commentary is always welcome. Oddly, the Senator must have lost connectivity....................

mv35-H can play in our park anytime she wants.

The periodic loss of conectivity has been noticed on previous occasions here as well. Maybe he should have the "conectivity guy" check that out.

RaggedEdge 12-20-2006 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by axapowell
It worked last night.....No words....I'll have to try again...


Dave

Better check with the "Coumputer Guy" and have him do a conference call with, or text message the "Audio Guy". I'm sure if they put their "Guy Heads" together they can get you up and going.

RaggedEdge 12-20-2006 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ThirdBird
Couldn't understand anything Axa said except "353" but, who cares !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And something would be different here ?!?!?!

Rippem 12-20-2006 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
I'm sure if they put their "Guy Heads" together they can get you up and going.

as long as they don't do it on my deck.

RaggedEdge 12-20-2006 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 5PMSMWHR
I can write you one hell of a gift card??????


I could gift wrap the Fountain and tuck the beak right under your tree on 12/25 in the am. My new sliegh could do the job, I'll even show up in the green suit for Kitty's sake if you want, no extra charge for the suit deal. And could throw in an official Reggie hairpiece as a stocking stuffer for you.(available only in black)

P.S. Samantha says she will throw in a gold plated anchor bottle opener on a gold chain as well.

P.S. to the P.S. Samantha got your e-mail to finally open today on her work computer, if the party's still on for friday the 15th you can count us in for sure. Thanks for the invite, sorry we missed it. I would have worn my dress greens.

RaggedEdge 12-20-2006 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rippem
as long as they don't do it on my deck.

Tis the Season! The more "Merry Guy Heads" the merrier.

ThirdBird 12-20-2006 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rippem
as long as they don't do it on my deck.

Funny thing is................ that's the only place it ever ocurred,,,,,,,,,, on YOUR deck.

Wataya think Axa,,, something strange about Rippem's deck??

:drink: :drink:

RaggedEdge 12-21-2006 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ThirdBird
Rippem's deck?? :drink: :drink:



The HMS Merry Imager.
Bumpin' n humpin',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, only after the rubin' n scrubin'.

Rippem 12-21-2006 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
only after scrubin'.

the sweat and footprints off the headliner...

Rippem 12-21-2006 03:35 PM

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so on top of the cottage selling family with multiple personalities...

watching for a boat deal of interest...

My 20 yo son Dana hit a tree 4-wheeling a month ago. I mean HE hit a tree with his chest, pitched over the handlebars...blew a corner.

He's gonna be fine. He's a big sturdy kid, bigger than I am, and VERY LUCKY.
Though he did get a helo ride to Upstate in Syr. and spent some time there. He got to know what a chest-tube, multiple IV's, and a catheter feel like.
He's still feeling what multiple broken ribs are like...

Lessons...
#1 being first just means you're pushing hardest and you'll find the trees first...eventually... and that it's not worth it. ;)

#2 A TekVest works better on the trail on your body than it does at home in the closet.

#3 knows why I stepped away from sledding after 25 years for example...now he's not gonna step away from anything @ 20, but he has an real idea now what the consequences can be!

#4 has a new understanding for my affection for nurses. :D

so he goes along to a snowmobile hillcross/snocross at a ski resort last weekend to lend moral support and a little experience to a bud. His rookie buddy was freeked when he saw the other teams/equipment in the "amatuer" class. Dana says if he'd felt a little better he woulda rode for him. :rolleyes:
Whataya gonna do? Again, he's 20 and loves motorsports! He rides a D&D prepped AC F7 on snow for "fun".


I also have two 4 month old kittens here, and when they're not sleeping...they are raising he11.
needless to say all the curtians, knick-knacks, and anything else breakable are in storage. :p

5PMSMWHR 12-21-2006 03:47 PM

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4 month old kittens, do we need to send Dateline your way? Looked in uncensored and saw no references, hmmmmm............

Rippem 12-21-2006 03:51 PM

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It just could be code for 22 yo girlfriend. :eek:

RaggedEdge 12-21-2006 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 5PMSMWHR
4 month old kittens, do we need to send Dateline your way? Looked in uncensored and saw no references, hmmmmm............

I believe the shelf life of little kittens (little puzzies) is more than four months, no need for an inquisition, unless they start to go bad.,

RaggedEdge 12-21-2006 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rippem
so on top of ........My 20 yo son :p


As Ron White says , You just can't fix stupid! Count your blessings! You could be spending each and every day in my shoes. It's good to hear that he will be ok. Why the fock did you not share this before now?

Rippem 12-21-2006 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
You just can't fix stupid!

I wouldn't say stupid so much as the "folly of male youth". I was, and had been taking chances at that age that make Dana's activities look like a Sunday school picnic. I am thankful he is a much better behaved, more sensible, and wiser 20 yo than I was by far. I could tell some stories...and so could Dana's mother, she was there to see it, or the results. We got together at 17


Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
Count your blessings! You could be spending each and every day in my shoes. It's good to hear that he will be ok. Why the fock did you not share this before now?

I am counting.
Still miss "the kid" :(

Serious yes, but not life-threatening so I kept it home.
I just wanted to additionally illustrate it's been a BUSY last month or so.
He's all better other than the ribs...

axapowell 12-21-2006 07:47 PM

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Tried Again.....


Mike's Turn

That worked....not as good as the first one though...


Dave

Rippem 12-21-2006 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
I believe the shelf life of little kittens (little puzzies) is more than four months

not in my world...2-3 months seems to be the "peak of freshness"

four months is a little too close to that "best if used by" date. :eek:



Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
unless they start to go bad.

physically or psychologically? :p

... I've seen both forms of "spoilage" :D

mv35 12-22-2006 07:23 PM

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Hello 5pmsmwhr, This is MV35-H. I did not read in the "WOmanual" any kind of penalty for borrowing a husbands OSO Credentials with permission. Besides, I like playing on the playground with all of you. Just don't pee in my sandbox. :chick:

5PMSMWHR 12-23-2006 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mv35
Just don't pee in my sandbox. :chick:

35-H,

Was that your sandbox? Sorry, it was dark out, I didn't know any better. Friday night in front of the computer? I thought you fountain :chick: 's were party girls?

RaggedEdge 12-24-2006 07:47 AM

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mv35-H,
No penalty for you, but only you. Happy Hollidays to you and Monte from Samantha and I.



5PM,
Holliday Greetings to you and Ms. Kitty.
Check out Lightning Bay Marine, 04 33 ZX Special, nice paint,good options, transferable warranty, and under 100 hrs on a pair of Ho's (make sure Kitty understands this one). Not too late for Kitty to get this one under your tree!


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