Ouch! I just got off the phone with my mom, and she said my older brother just had one.

When I first moved to Deland, I had to find a new doctor, so I could get my blood pressure medicine renewed. He gave me a physical, then asked me how old I was, When I said fifty, he said I should think about a colonoscopy, I looked at him sideways, and said, "Not on the first date Doc".

jeez Joe, your more chaste than some of the women I've known.


Hey Nelems...at least I knew the meaning, and my timing was good.

being the 6th grade county-wide spelling-bee champ (really) was a loooong time and several parties ago.

I always thought you specialized in hornothology ( birds of a different species ).

The only thing I've ever seen you do with the feathered ones is try to place lead in their a$$.

If I was home I'd post that pic of the pest you had trying to roost in the beam in the front of your slip that I put to "floating" under the "beak"

I think you'd have it framed.

Right on as I have always have been especially drawn to the "flighty" ones.






Spring is in the air gentlemen!!!

life is good...

I am setting the stage now to have multiple 30-something psychotic females fighting over me filling my days with drama...

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

30-something is a good thing. If I recall correctly.

This discussion has detoured into some pretty wierd side-roads, but if I can swerve back onto the highway for just a second, I stand by what I said earlier: If the cost of a small plastic bird is $60.00, it's bound to be just a matter of time before the price of the standard 6" one skyrockets-

Reread my original post. The $60 bird is metal,originally designed for the 900K 48 Yacht,used for convenience on the 240BR.All older Formulas use the $17 "large" one and later models use the $18 "small " one,not to be confused with the $60 "extra small" one.

in at least one sense anyway...

as I'm sure you recall correctly