I offered a ride, get your depraved mind out of the gutter!

And get them damned Ski Doos off your avatar, that chit is spent for the year. Well unless you're stuck in Utah like RockStar.

Somehow I doubt she would have much to say about this in that the last four months have been dedicated to estate planing. By the way the AXA stock is not doing much for her future lately, she says to ask you, what's up with that?

I think I can find the Pond! I got me a new Ouji Board Navigator and it's the tits! It homes in on radioactive glow, which would be Bird, find Bird, find the Pond, real easy! Plus I hear all the money Nolan & Sissy left in the Pond last year will clear the channel in good shape.

I remember who he is, and his brother, and his father, and the more importantly........the Entourage! Hence the offer.

You need a slip up here this summer. Pull in the parking lot on friday nite, throw your chit in the boat, have a cocktail, little Ball bustin'n, a BBque, life's good! Got water? Oh yeah!

Plus as long as you're planing to eventually go into cruiser mode you might as well begin to ease your old azz into this laid back boathouse lifestyle.

"Ouji Board Navigator" Haaaa!!!! That's some funny chit!!!

That does sound enticing. However, the wifey isn't ready for such tied down boating. Plus, you need some radiant heaters in that frickin ice box of a boathouse!!!

Well we are still planning on have our beach party and the pond fun run on July 17th. If the water is to low for you boys you can always ride out on my 1984 party barge. Trust me the ladies love it.

I thought you guys were going to re-think the beach party after last year's debacle. Must be you figure people have forgotten, that's good with me, I won't remind the locals.

We wanted to change the date but with all the weddings and pirates weekend, July 17 is it. We will not be promoting it on any social websites and the local marina will not be providing ride to non-boaters. Hopefully it will turn out like the second get together we had last year. The one with Bobo body surfing.

should be a good time

You're talkin' looking towards the cruiser life and not wanting to be tied down to a dock spot? That Burban is going to look a little silly trying to haul the Grand Banks to the launch every weekend!

You should book the month of August and give it a try. The "ice box" has it's advantages on those hot sultry days, nice to come back in at the end of the day to a cool shaddy spot. And we've got chitters!