It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I will NOT be able to be there to support BoilerDaddy et al in the 2003-model Formula photo shoot in the Bahamas next month. Sadly, due to the renovations at the Big Game Club, accomodations are simply not available.

Boiledaddy - I know that this is a heavy burden for you to bear, but you are now on your own when it comes to smearing suntan oil on the models and driving all those great boats around.

Try to hold up under the stress......

Ya and for that Boilerdaddy I am still waiting as is Nort and C-spray for out T-SHIRTS. Feel free to send me one that was on one of the hot models with the suntan oil smell still in it

First, of all, let me say that anyone who thinks standing around in the blazing sun on a splintery dock, trying to round up models to get them the he** out while a chopper is burning up $660/hour and trying to keep 11 boats and 25 people organized...tell me where you got your lobotomy, 'cause I wanna sign up!

Chuck, even if the Big Game Club can't get you a room, you can come on over and cuddle up with a few of those cross-eyed Bimini dogs in an alley (or what passes for one on that island) at night. Just make sure you put on your Frontline before you come over.

Nort, Jon and Troutly...like I said, you come see me, I'll get you a T-shirt, although I may be able to set Jon up with one that smells like the fat little "comfort woman" who sits out front of the Compleat Angler every night.

Oh, paradise lost...

Oh, yeah...here's a picture of me and my Bimini "kids"...come on over and join the fun.

I'm the tall one.

OK ....maybe Im slow.....Whatdoyamean: "Boilermaker By The Grace Of God??

Birddog,

It means that although I was born in the Hoosier State, thank God I was fortunate enough to attend Purdue University (respected academic institution), not Indiana University (respected partying institution).

I think C-Spray will back me up on this.