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stecz20 05-03-2005 01:51 PM

Mr. Wonderful is back
 
well im back from very successful tour of south florida. my little black book is bigger than ever, with new swine and vermin, and victims that i can call my friends.. hooked up with otis, lucky strike, jcperf, ryan beckly, the donz, and a few others im sure i have forgotten. had a great time meeting all you guys, and look forward to the next adventure. i will soon have some good pics of the trip downloaded on my computer that i got back today, for all that missed me and my message. big thanks to ryan beckly for for helping tantrum out and making our stay very comfortable. the amt turned out great, im not saying you still dont suck, just not as bad as you did before... im sure the stories will come out soon, but not as quick as our buddy jcperf. he met me in a bar for a few cocktails after his flight, and thought since we were buddies he could thumb my ass. i told him no means no not like the 15 year olds he usually rolls with in long island... anyway, there is only one man for me and that is cuda which i did not hook up with. since i did not have my computer i did not have any of my numbers from you guys. im sorry, for that one grandpa cuda, ill make it up to ya.. let the stories fly, and i have good stuff on glh.. im assured all are true.... game on... your buddy stecz

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 01:54 PM

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we didn't even notice you were gone............. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Waterfoul 05-03-2005 01:56 PM

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stecz20 05-03-2005 01:57 PM

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you could have fooled me by all the phone messages you left .. tantrum and i were very busy and did not have time for tools like you. im very important and must choose who i spend my time with. being so wonderful is not as easy as you might think... stecz

masher44 05-03-2005 02:06 PM

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Glad to see you and JC made it back OK from the honeymoon

David 05-03-2005 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
im very important and must choose who i spend my time with. being so wonderful is not as easy as you might think... stecz

I am glad I was wearing boots when I read this! :eek:

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 02:11 PM

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it looks like you fit right in.....................

stecz20 05-03-2005 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by David
I am glad I was wearing boots when I read this! :eek:


who are you and are you qualified to make such a statement..

stecz20 05-03-2005 02:15 PM

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jc was the pit boy, all he did was drive us important people around all night and day, of coarse after he spent the day naked in his moms pool..

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 02:17 PM

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I had a grat time in NJ with Ms Stecz, ........................ :D :D :D

Ryan Beckley 05-03-2005 02:27 PM

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Thanks for driving Fruit Cake! It was great meeting you too.

Reed Jensen 05-03-2005 02:46 PM

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Steczy was actually welcome somewhere?............ :eek:

OldSchool 05-03-2005 02:55 PM

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How is Tantrum's cell phone??? :drink: :evilb: :eek: :eek: :drink: :evilb:

stecz20 05-03-2005 03:00 PM

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that had to be one of the funniest things on the whole trip.. the guys that know ron. we were all tanked and chris's cell phone was on the table. it rang and rang, and ron just grabbed it and threw it in the pool, when i told him whos it was, he took his and threw his is the pool. funny sh-t... i have some great shots of bob and chris dancing. like i said, its on...

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
that had to be one of the funniest things on the whole trip.. the guys that know ron. we were all tanked and chris's cell phone was on the table. it rang and rang, and ron just grabbed it and threw it in the pool, when i told him whos it was, he took his and threw his is the pool. funny sh-t... i have some great shots of bob and chris dancing. like i said, its on...


what pickle smocher no pics of girls???? just a bunch of dudes dancing? thanks .........but no thanks..........

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 03:14 PM

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part of what you missed :rolleyes:


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=101931

stecz20 05-03-2005 03:15 PM

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quiet punk, speak when spoken to...

SpeedGirl 05-03-2005 03:19 PM

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Why wasn't all of OSO invited to this party!!! :chick:

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SpeedGirl
Why wasn't all of OSO invited to this party!!! :chick:


it was only for pickle smochers :eek: :D

JUSTONCE 05-03-2005 03:26 PM

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It was an invitation only circle jerk. :D

stecz20 05-03-2005 03:27 PM

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then you should have been there.... punk....

JCPERF 05-03-2005 03:37 PM

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Only the cool ones allowed :cool: :evilb:

JUSTONCE 05-03-2005 03:37 PM

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I was on my way but my damn Ford broke down. :drink: :D

stecz20 05-03-2005 03:48 PM

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i had to drive everyones chevy this weekend, it was very embarrassing to say the least. im glad to be home and driving a mans truck again. chevys suck thats why all you suck jobs own them. too cheap to spring for a ford. just like glh.... i mean john kerry(AKA GLH)....

otis311 05-03-2005 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by craig223
How is Tantrum's cell phone??? :drink: :evilb: :eek: :eek: :drink: :evilb:


LMFAO. That was absolutly funny $hit when the phone went swimming. Chris was just dancing around laughing not even realizing that it was his phone.

One other comment that was made to Tantrum when he asked our waitress if she would like to dance. '' Are you *ucking kidding me ?? Id rather poke needles in my eyeballs"


I giggled half the ride home thinking about all the crap that went on over the last 3 days. Good time had by all

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 03:55 PM

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did JC fix the carbs on that raggedy Cig yet????????

JCPERF 05-03-2005 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by otis311
LMFAO. That was absolutly funny $hit when the phone went swimming. Chris was just dancing around laughing not even realizing that it was his phone.

One other comment that was made to Tantrum when he asked our waitress if she would like to dance. '' Are you *ucking kidding me ?? Id rather poke needles in my eyeballs"


I giggled half the ride home thinking about all the crap that went on over the last 3 days. Good time had by all

The best is when he did the chicken dance with someones grandmother :evilb: :drink: :drink:

stecz20 05-03-2005 03:57 PM

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hey bob im not wearing my socks........shhhhhhhhhh




no socks......shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

stecz20 05-03-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
did JC fix the carbs on that raggedy Cig yet????????


no he told me he needs a 3000.00 deposit and told me there is no refund if they dont work after he breaks them.... he did drive us back to our car, that was after he tried to touch me in a dirty place... no means no..... stecz

Tantrum 05-03-2005 04:27 PM

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:drink: :drink:
Much fun was had.
Many thanks to Ryan for getting the AMT done!
Im searching for the cable to down load my camera and will have pics posted shortly.

BTW; stecz raved about how impressive the chevy was to the point it was even a little anoying, says he should have bought one :bunny:

stecz20 05-03-2005 04:32 PM

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BTW; stecz raved about how impressive the chevy was to the point it was even a little annoying, says he should have bought one

please if i say anything close to that, shoot me in the head... this week was only a short and nice version of whats to come. next time i have the chance to sh-t on the deck of otis's tiger and write on his windshield with your lipstick, i wont think twice. i hope he got all the gummy fish off his truck.. poor guy....

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 04:36 PM

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it sounds like you were man enough to hang with Cuda.........

stecz20 05-03-2005 04:42 PM

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with my computer being down i did not have anyones number, nor could i stay on the net for more than 3 mins. i am sorry for not getting a hold of the people i wanted to meet. i have a long list of my peeps to meet, and i assure you cuda is at the top of that list. i hope he can find it in his heart to forgive me. i tried to get on oso while at ryans place, but it appears he is too cheap to get a cable line. cheap bastard.... he puts all his money in those egg beaters... just like my buddy tantrum...

Tantrum 05-03-2005 04:43 PM

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The detailer just came back with my truck and asked me about all the Jolly Rancher wrapers and gummer fish between the seats. I was just happy he didnt find a North Carolina spotted owl turd anywhere. I wonder if Otis will be so lucky?

Bobby, did Jim survive the last 200mls? He looked shakey.

stecz20 05-03-2005 04:45 PM

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no socks

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
with my computer being down i did not have anyones number, nor could i stay on the net for more than 3 mins. i am sorry for not getting a hold of the people i wanted to meet. i have a long list of my peeps to meet, and i assure you cuda is at the top of that list. i hope he can find it in his heart to forgive me. i tried to get on oso while at ryans place, but it appears he is too cheap to get a cable line. cheap bastard.... he puts all his money in those egg beaters... just like my buddy tantrum...


excuses are like azzholes every one has one and they all stink

stecz20 05-03-2005 04:54 PM

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just like the seats in your fountain.....

tomtbone1993 05-03-2005 04:58 PM

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want to borrow some good carbs.........

offshoredrillin 05-03-2005 05:03 PM

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You called me you yutz, Jeffy told me you wanted to have a scat party and he said no:D

stecz20 05-03-2005 05:06 PM

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he lies he wanted to be wrapped in your plastic and be the scat target.... who fung the poo..... stecz


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