Snowflake again mooching the f*ck out of my boat...

Christ if it wasn't for me motivating your azz out of your orchard to see the fuc*ing world you'd still be taking pictures of erotic apple tree branches in the back of your house, dirtying stolen hospital sheets.

Instead I bring you in a sunny beautiful city in the middle of winter to puke your guts out under a highway overpass after drinking womens drinks like Long Island Ice tea and Pink ladies all night...

The taught of taking pictures of you with chunks of puke on your shirt and in your hair after your technicolor yawning excursions is not evident to me but your posts are making me reconsider my priorities.

So next time when your hunched over barfing in the toilet, sink and tub not even knowing if the world is up or down I'll reach for the camera instead of trying to help you figure out which way to barf in a bathroom desingned after the 19th century, you'll be at peace while your powerpuke painting ceiling, walls, partitions and even the building next door.

But it's my deck...

And you'll have to look up to see it.


Any wet spot will be for a Cig with #6's not much else...

And by the looks of things you missed some prime space for signs on the new piece. Not to mention all the wanna be goumba's that it was attracting!!!!!

Damn, I should be a shrink. Do I know how to help people clear themselves or what? Very good GL. It was very healthy to get all that off your chest. I'm glad I could help.

Now take a couple days to relax after that and don't forget to breath.

Thanks again for touring me around last night. I'll waive all my fees and call it even for last nights ride.

I now appoint BIG DON VITO as the official GOUMBA HEADMASTER to train all the "GOUMBA WANNA BE's" to be the REAL DEALS ...... We will rename the boat GOOD SHIP GOUMBA

Got any more pics Paul? C'mon, post 'em. Need dirt

Didn't you invent radium a couple hours ago?

LMAO!! Gettttt the F#CK over here!!!

Well...as a matter of fact I do.......They will be on the MILK RUN thread shortly