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Old 01-15-2002, 03:55 PM
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Old Folks Football -

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replies, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score again."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by his wife,
so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he ****s the bed.

The wife looks over and says, "What the hell was that?!"

Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Halftime; switch sides."
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<STRONG>ladies dont fart</STRONG>
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