I decided to go to KW last night but I haven't heard anything about the world championship scooter race. Am I missing something or is everyone chicken?

so I need to bring a little nos bottle with me?

A bottle of Jack wll do just fine.

Can I enter mine?
I like the nitrous idea!

I think we should use the same rule from prior years.

Im in!!!!!! Dont be afraid..........be very afraid!!!!

I still have the rules I wrote for the first scotter race.. same rules different year

1) registration will be at a bar in key west TBA

2) Anyone caught yielding to a pedestrian will be assessed a 10 second penalty

3) anyone seen leaving a bar with a multi colored flag will be DQ’d immediately

4) Anyone who can NOT make the red light come-on the breathalyzer will be forced to do yeger bombs until the said light comes on.

5) Any rider with a FEMALE (and will be checked VIA the crocodile Dundee test ) (this is key west ya know) who elects to go 100% topless will receive a 10 second head start

6)This is a full contact race there for leathers and helmets are strictly forbidden, Life line jackets and dual beer holdin hats ONLY

7)please list your next of kin here___________ if non are available put Packinair and he will take all your stuff cause he is poor

8) course from past years to be used(see below) streets, sidewalks and front lawns are allowed .

9) if you know you are going to be stopped by the police you here by agree to yell “I’M HERE AND I’ QUEER, I LOVE ALLAN4” and deviate from the course as to direct attention away from the other Race members

10) the last place finisher is to pick up 1 round of drinks for all
race members

11) all scooters used in the race MUST be rented on key west and not be over 50cc..

12) this is set for a 1 lap race, however if there has been no blood drawn on lap 1 we will continue untill some injury is incured

Can this guy enter?

I'm in...

if i;m there ill be in. Watching the thread for time/place