Boobs and Boats
 

I just got my first boat a couple of months ago. I get home from work and my wife told me she wants a boob job. I asked her what prompted this thinking. She said "boobs and boats go together like peanut butter and jelly". This has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard her say. So I ask you guys what size. She is a size small C now.

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Dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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You have to ask??? Talk to the doctor. Get the largest size he will allow. I'm thinking 600cc per side! :D

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yep :evilb: :evilb: what he said............. :cool:

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oh yeah... we want "before" and "after" pics. topless, of course! :p

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yea mines in the same "boat" of thinking. We have an appointment next month to see the doctors. I'm pushing for 440 cc's. :D

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i had to buy a bigger boat to equal my girls boobs :cool: :cool: :D

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like peas and carrots

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get um!!
her own personal flotation! :D:

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Bring em on :evilb: :drink: :eek:

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1000cc a side :D porn star size :evilb:

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Go to a few different doctors, and go with the largest recommended size. My wife and her friends that have them say their only regret is not going bigger, and she got 480cc.

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Is 350Z a valid size??? I know that number belongs to a car, but it would look so much better on a woman :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

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i'm thinkin 572in 1000hp size. is there such a thing???
todd

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She has a very strong argument. Just think what could be said
[ Nice boat to bad his wife has small boobs] You would be going with out for some time.Check out the uncensored section we have a nice thread on this subject. GOOD LUCK

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Shouldnt this be a thread in the bilge with cuda post whoring on it? :D

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Dam she sounds like a keeper!!!!
Everyone is suggesting going huge and even my wife has said she wished she could have gotten a little more, but consider whether you/she cares if they look obviously fake.
We used a doctor that was recommended to use from Colorado who happened to be local to us. He is set-up to handle out of towners with hotel rates, visiting nurses, etc. He has an awesome web-site with thousands of before and after pics!!! (Dr. DeWire) His bedside manner sux but he's really good. He also is an actual MD were as plastic surgeons DO NOT HAVE TO BE REAL DOCTORS!!!!!Keep that in mind if you start "shopping"

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go "under the muscle" with saline as opposed to the cheaper $$ "over the muscle " like the majority of the strippers/porn stars use........."under" looks (and feels) much more natural in the end.......as far as size goes......go big, but if you do shes got to be comfortable with complete strangers going "LOOK FAKE TITS!!!" and "ARE THEY FAKE??" and every other comment you can think of.....

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What the hell is the matter with you, do you need a picture drawn for you too :D

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Yep, because we are only here to help one OSO'er to another. "Remember we are all in this together". :drink:

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When we got a bigger boat, the wife went to DD's, kind of a win win for me :evilb:

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The size of your wifes boob job should directly relate to the size and make of boat that you purchased, Lucky for you... I have the scale:

38 and above Cigarette or Apache gets your wife 400 and above cc's. It also intitles you to get your 125Lb dogs teeth dipped in gold and yell back at the Coast Guard.

38 and below Scarab or Donzi gets your wife 250-399cc's and you are almost now required by law to get a generic "Bad Boy" tatoo on your right shoulder. You may however still put a spiked coller on your 20LB dog named "Harley". You probably picked it up on the way home from the Coast guard training class.

Owning any Baja gets your wifey poo 200-249cc's of personality enhancement and requires that you grow at least a half mullet for boating season (A full Mississippi waterfall is not required). Your Dog probably goes to the groomer for perms and you introduce it as "Hers". You may have failed the Coast Guard training class...twice!

And last but not least...
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!

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I just really enjoy the CAMARADERIE of this site!! :p

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in the big scheme of things, how many cc's you have implanted doesn't mean much. it really depends on how much breast tissue you start out with. if you are a "C" cup, you need less than 200 cc's to be a "D". if you are a "C" cup and added 400cc's, you would look like a silly cartoon character. if you are an medium "A" cup, 200cc's will get you a medium to large "B". how large you will be able to go depends upon several factors such as natural breast size, skin type, weight, bone structure, etc.

i would recommend placing the implant below the muscle to eliminate any separation of the implant and the natural breast tissue, which causes a rippled look.

my wife is 5'2", 103lbs. she is 3 weeks out from her surgery. she was a medium "C" and is now a small/medium "D". since she is very petite, a "D" looks pretty big on her frame. it took less than 200cc's to get her to the size she wanted. 350/400cc's would have looked absolutely ridiculous!

.....and no, there won't be any pics for you pervs! pay your $8K and get your own set! :D

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I'm no homo but I'd rather drop $8k on go fast stuff for the boat...........because my wife won't get a boob job :( :( :(

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Funny Chit right there !! :D :p

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Classic post IDRPSTF :D :D :D :D :D (5 smileys)

:evilb: :drink:

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Yeah, :D but the funniest thing is, that all the Fountain owners that I know, their wives or girlfriends DON'T need no implants. :evilb:

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Here's a nice boob job. No gapping in the strap area, and they look real. Just big boobs on a small frame. Nice job doc!

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You're right on the money, JBK! You're wife is about the same built as me and it sounds like she got the same size I did...and I LOVE MY BOOBS! :D



Great advice!

Famous12345~Good luck with your decision and feel free to contact me if you or your wife have any questions. :D

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Cat i would have to agree because I LOVE YOUR BOOBS TOO.LOL.I told Jen either she gets bolt ons or i get them for my 525's.Guess what my whipples should be her 2-3 weeks and another good thing about it is i can touch them anytime i want and not hear NOT RIGHT NOW.

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;) Very true statement

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LOL!!! That's funny! :D

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pics you swine, pics.... i dont believe you chad, i need to see it for myself.....

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Janet went with small-blocks, 350cc. Could not be happier!!

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here ya go..... :D











j/k :D

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DANG!!!!! :eek:

:D :evilb: :drink: :evilb:

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What Mike said !!! Oh, wait a minute....that's how I got the virus I am fighting now !!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :drink: Dave

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like er can i squeeze and suck um :D

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Lucky Guy.Those look like their at WOFT.Sweet but need to open the hatch on those things. :D