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Old 01-31-2002, 08:04 PM
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, BUT the thing I like best , is getting you drunk.

9.Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow!

8. I bought that card at the sto. In hopes that later you be my Ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasen't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I am spanking your big round fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I,m fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH !!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass OUR love has grown..but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey...and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "Booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one I gave your sister!!
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11. Roses are red
The water is blue,
Get in the boat
or I'll have to spank you!

12. Rose are red
My boat is blue,
You better swallow
or it's overboard for you!


13. Roses are red
your butt is blue,
loose some weight
or we are through!
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