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Shorgasm 01-17-2002 08:30 PM


Originally posted by traviss:
<STRONG>packin... the easiest thing is.. my meal consist of this


4 sheep.. throw in microwave for 2:00 mintues...don't want 'em too tough

lay out 4 peices of bread on the counter.

flop the sheep on the bed

throw some cheese, ketchup and ranch dressing..


you are set for a great orgy :D :D</STRONG>

Damn Big T........is this a special occasion or everynight??? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Miller 01-17-2002 08:32 PM

Traviss, that's not a meal. That's a snack. A meal is something like pepper-lime chicken, baked potato, green beans and salad. Or, something like a standing roast with corn and salad. Plus, both dishes are easy to make and take very little time or effort.

Or, just order in. In NYC, it's really easy to order anything no matter what time of day or night. :D

traviss 01-17-2002 08:34 PM

ok.. last nights meal with dad was scrambled eggs and a loaf of toast :D :D

packinair 01-17-2002 08:37 PM


Your set for a great orgy

NO FREAKING WAY!!! LOL :D :D :D

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: PACKINAIR ]

Shorgasm 01-17-2002 08:42 PM

Packinass....if ya gonna try and burn someone at least spell it right...Puder
:rolleyes:

traviss 01-17-2002 08:45 PM


Originally posted by shorgasm:
<STRONG>Packinass....if ya gonna try and bang my anus at least spit on it.
:rolleyes:</STRONG>
you two get a room :eek:

packinair 01-17-2002 08:53 PM

Wonderful, I am about to get into it with tweedledee and tweedledumbass, the only thing that scares me is they will drag me down to their level and beat me with experience :eek:

traviss 01-17-2002 08:56 PM

hey its fun living at my level :D :D ketchup sandwitches and toast :D :D


and i am not the tweedleteedumbass.. gasm is :p

RiverGirl 01-17-2002 09:44 PM

eeehh ..... that's pretty sad.

Do what I do ..... either find a roommate who cooks; you clean.
(Ricky was the best!!)
or
buy a box of cereal (frosted sherreded wheats, my favorite) and some milk.
Your set.!
or
hire a nanny.... :rolleyes: :p

LutzParty 01-17-2002 10:05 PM

Man, Burning Eggos is pretty sad. Admiitting it on the other hand ..........is quite Noble.

Ya need to merely follow the dang directions from the book.

Get a grill and light it up, open a beer , through on a steak, drink the beer, remove the steak, eat the steak...........with a beer of course. lesson 101

Boat Girl 01-17-2002 10:21 PM

OOPS I mean Lutz Party not Miss Amy is on the right track...but just go out a buy a George Forman grill...plug it in and cook...makes great chicken...burgers...fish...steak...hot dogs

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Boat Girl ]

packinair 01-17-2002 10:22 PM

I have a great pyrenees and a newfoundland. you really think I am cooking a steak here and not getting mauled?

LutzParty 01-17-2002 10:28 PM

Well then the Budget Gourmet frozen dinners are on sale alot.

And once Again...... Follow the Dang Directions. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Good Luck Man.
Your Movin in a whole new direction now. :D

RiverGirl 01-17-2002 11:38 PM

aaahhh Newfoundlands are the BEST!
I bet you he's a sweetie....except when it comes to other dogs invading their territory....
I had one...that dog was the best fricken dog EVER!!!
He was better than some babysitters I know!!
Just don't let him see another dog....YIKES :eek:
He put the Rottweiler across the street in the doggy hospital for a week or so...
....But he's soo sweet officer....REALLY! LOOK....-----&gt; as my son at two pouring sand and water all over him and rubbing it in. :eek: :eek: ...
I LOVED THAT DOG...(more than my ex..) :rolleyes:

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]

packinair 01-18-2002 10:34 AM

My Dogs are pretty good about other dogs. I have a pretty good size yard so peoplpe bring their dogs over to run and play all the time

glassdave 01-18-2002 11:04 AM

dude you got a wendys (god rest dave) a burger king a subway an a mac daddy's all within a half mile of your house . . .you got nuthin to worry bout . . . . :cool: :cool: :cool:

packinair 01-18-2002 11:09 AM

don't forget magicwok :D and I DO get the reqired veggies from the lettus on a cheese burger :D

Boat Girl 01-18-2002 11:18 AM

:D That sounds familiar...the lettuce on the burger comment...Budget Gourmet...good suggestion...I forgot about those...

packinair 01-18-2002 11:20 AM

I was hoping for a home cooked meal this weekend but that won't happen :(

26scarab 01-18-2002 11:28 AM

The last time I cooked (about a month ago) I made dinner for myself and the woman.
It was crabmeat stuffed Filet's with a bordalise(sp) sauce and twice baked potatoes.
Cooking is so easy and fun , it's the cleaning up that sucks !
I do have to admit though if it is just me I will usually have a bowl of cereal and a Bud light. It is just too hard to cook for one.

traviss 01-18-2002 11:32 AM

cleaning is the fun part.. I bring the garden hose in and clean da whole kitchen at once :D :D :D

PACKINAIR&gt;. I could come down.... naaa i can't cook either, but we could raise one hell of a ruckus in that town :D :D

seanclong 01-18-2002 11:36 AM

Packin' -- Why don't you sign up for a cooking class at the local community college? It's a great way to learn to cook and meet chicks at the same time. If that's not enough, at least you'll get a hot meal in class.

Just a thought... :D

Sean :)

Boat Girl 01-18-2002 11:37 AM

Packinair, I dont know about a home cooked meal, but I have a black tie event on Saturday, the food there is pretty good... :D

[ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Boat Girl ]

Tee 01-18-2002 11:41 AM

Pacinair
Hey bro, just do what I did after my Big D Got a house mate. Part of the interview process was. "Can you and do you COOK" I ended up renting to a guy that is a part time chef. I eat really good now. And he is always bringing home the hottest waitresses for desert. :D

packinair 01-18-2002 12:01 PM

BG :D a black tie huh? they prob even have an open bar :p I have alot of ties :D

Boat Girl 01-18-2002 12:02 PM

You know what I think they do have an open bar...but just a warning, everybody speaks Italian :D

packinair 01-18-2002 12:06 PM

BG :D All the more reason to go. Then if people can't understand you then you can't sound like an idiot :D

Boat Girl 01-18-2002 12:20 PM

It'll be like being at a taping of the Sopranos... :D

Boat Girl 01-18-2002 12:21 PM

Hey LOOK, 1500th post...

packinair 01-18-2002 12:31 PM

Where do I sign up?

MikeStar 01-18-2002 04:31 PM

Slightly OT....

Q: What is the problem when your wife (or girlfriend) keeps coming out of the kitchen just to nag at you while you're watching the races on Speedvision?
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A: You made her chain too long! :D :eek: :D

traviss 01-18-2002 04:32 PM

you sign up below my name :p She would rather take the young guy :D :D :D

Shorgasm 01-18-2002 04:43 PM

See that...slip up for awhile and off they go......... :rolleyes:

Boat Girl 01-18-2002 05:14 PM

Hey, I wouldnt even think of subjecting the OSO crew to this event...thank God there is an open bar, although I'm sure any of you guys would make the event easier to sit thru, I'll be like the only one in the room that does really speak Italian...I only know the bad words :eek:

Shorgasm 01-18-2002 05:29 PM

Uh huh.......sure what ever you say... :rolleyes:

traviss 01-18-2002 05:50 PM

I would go through the torture of the event just to see your gorgeous smile :D :D

packinair 01-18-2002 06:00 PM

HOLY CRAP IT IS GETTING DEEP IN HERE!! Hey travis, start driving to my house, If we hurry we can crash it :D

traviss 01-18-2002 06:07 PM

hehe... we will wear our black tie... over our OSO shirts :D :D


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