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dreamer 03-14-2006 11:59 PM

nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
one of a kind!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NOT-C...ayphotohosting
:eek:


:rolleyes:

woody1 03-15-2006 12:03 AM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
The overspray on the trim tab is awesome :rolleyes:

blaniac 03-15-2006 12:07 AM

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beater

Semper Fi 03-15-2006 12:09 AM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
Gay !

dreamer 03-15-2006 12:23 AM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
the mold work is flawless.. helm perfectly laid out... hey the guy even put in a step :eek:

some good reading...
Vehicle Description

OK FOLK'S,RIGHT IN TIME FOR THE SUMMER SEASON! .....HERE WE HAVE A CUSTOM HOME MADE 30 POWERBOAT PROJECT 75% COMLPETE. THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE BOAT ONLY (NOT THE TRAILER) IT HAS A NICE SHINEY CUSTOM PAINT AND INTERER TO MACH. THIS BOAT WAS BUILT BY A GRATE BOAT BUILDER THAT WORKED FOR CIGARETTE BACK IN THE DAY'S.AND NEVER SAW SALT WATER UNTILL I GOT IT. BUILT IN 2001 AND GOT THE VIN #'S IN 2003. I HAVE A CLEAR ALABAMA VIN PAPER FOR IT ,IT WAS REGESTERD IN 2003 TILL 2005. HE MADE THIS ONE FOR HIM SELF,SO HE TOOK THE TIME AND DID IT RIGHT, AND AT THE SAME TIME, LOOK GOOD TO... IT HAS A VERY STONG CONSTUCTOIN AND WAS BUILT RIGHT,THIS MAN IS A TRUE ARTIST,HE BUILT THE BOAT,HAD THE INTEREAR DONE,AND DID THE PAINT JOB, ALL HIM SELF...(BUT DID NOT FINISH INSIDE THE BOAT). THERE IS A BED IN THE BOW AND TWO COUCHE'S WITH A CABENNET AREA CUT OUT FOR TV AND DVD PLAYER. THERE IS A OLD OUTDATED VHF,LORAN,AND COMPAS...(THAT WORKS BY THE WAY) THERE IS NO TV BUT THE CUT OUT IS THERE.. THERE IS SOME COSMETIC WORK THAT NEED TO BE DONE, TO FINISH (CUSHING FOR THE BED AND SOME SPEAKER'S,AND SPEAKER'S PANNEL'S TO BE INSTALLED) ALL IN THE BOW AREA BY THE BED,IT GOT TWOSEAT'S IN THE FRONT AND A COUCHSEATING AREA THAT SIT'S 4 CUMFERTUBLE SO A TOTAL OF SIX PASENGER'S...SLEEPS TWO THE DOOR TO GO INSIDE THE CABIN,HAS COME APART. I GUESS THE GLUE THEY USED WAS NOT WATERPROOF, BUT I HAVE ALL THE PEICE'S TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. THE GUAGE'S NEED TO BE UPDATED THEY GOT SOME WEAR FOR THE SUN. I WOULD REPLACE ALL OF THEM (YOU CAN FIND COMPLETE SET'S FOR CHEAP RIGHT ON EBAY) THE SEATING AREA OUTSIDE CAN USE SOME CLEANING AND TLC BUT OVER ALL IT PASSABLE.. THE MOTOR'S ARE BLACK MAX 200 MERK'S THAT RUN GOOD...THEY ARE MOUNTED ON A HEAVY DUTY ALUMINUM MOTOR PLATE THAT EXTEND'S THEM OUT 2 FT...(FOR QUICK PLANEING).....THE WHERE $17000.00 EACH BRAND NEW. BOTH MOTOR'S RUN GRAITE AND HAVE NEW WATERPUMPS. (DONE BY ME, AT THE END OF LAST SEASON), LONG SHAFT HEAVY DUTY OFF SHORE LOWER UNIT'S, WITH LOW WATER PICK UP'S SOLID MOUNT'S, DRILED EXUAST, AND STAINLESS STEEL PROP'S. THE PROP'S ALONE WHERE $1600.00 FOR THE PAIR... OVER ALL THIS BOAT HAS SOME WHERE AND TEAR ON IT ,BUT, ALL IT NEED'S SOME TLC...SOMETHING I CAN'T GIVE IT RIGHT NOW. SO I RATHER LET SOMEONE ELSE INJOY IT...IS A NICE PROJEST FOR SOME ONE WITH A LOVE FOR BOATING... I JUST STARTED A NEW BOAT / AUTO TRANSPORTING BUISNESS, SO I HAVE NO TIME TO USE THIS BOAT. LAST SEASON I USED IT ONE TIME... I CAN ALSO TRANSPORT THIS BOAT WHERE EVER IT NEED TO GO FOR A FAIR PRICE..... MY NAME IS NICK AND I CAN BE REACHED

Cig35Mistress 03-15-2006 02:39 AM

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Not to knock the guy . . . well I guess kinda to knock the guy . . . his spelling leaves a lot to be desired! The girlfriend and I got a kick out of that one on eBay earlier today :eek:

Harry

JS232 03-15-2006 03:53 AM

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WTH is that thing? :eek: :D

Is'nt what Stephen King called IT ?? :rolleyes: :D

SKRAMER 03-15-2006 06:22 AM

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Wow?????? :eek:

hvyhitter19 03-15-2006 06:34 AM

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"THIS BOAT WAS BUILT BY A GRATE BOAT BUILDER".... :drink:

stinger312 03-15-2006 06:36 AM

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If I had stupid money I would buy it and take it to all the poker runs,dress in full racing garb and talk all kinds of Crap about how great the thing is and how it can hang with Apaches and Cigarettes in rough water... :drink:

Ted G 03-15-2006 06:37 AM

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Hey!! It says MONSOON on it, isn't that Sidewayz' boat :D :D

resurrected 03-15-2006 06:48 AM

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All I can say is WOW! :eek: :eek: I guess beauty truly is in the eyes of the beholder. And again WOW! :eek: :eek:

Payton 03-15-2006 07:15 AM

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He worked very hard to make it that ugly. :rolleyes:
I wish he had kept going with that discription. I would've liked to see how many more ways he would spell great.

DoTheMath 03-15-2006 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by dreamer
the mold work is flawless.. helm perfectly laid out... hey the guy even put in a step :eek:

some good reading...
Vehicle Description

OK FOLK'S,RIGHT IN TIME FOR THE SUMMER SEASON! .....HERE WE HAVE A CUSTOM HOME MADE 30 POWERBOAT PROJECT 75% COMLPETE. THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE BOAT ONLY (NOT THE TRAILER) IT HAS A NICE SHINEY CUSTOM PAINT AND INTERER TO MACH. THIS BOAT WAS BUILT BY A GRATE BOAT BUILDER THAT WORKED FOR CIGARETTE BACK IN THE DAY'S.AND NEVER SAW SALT WATER UNTILL I GOT IT. BUILT IN 2001 AND GOT THE VIN #'S IN 2003. I HAVE A CLEAR ALABAMA VIN PAPER FOR IT ,IT WAS REGESTERD IN 2003 TILL 2005. HE MADE THIS ONE FOR HIM SELF,SO HE TOOK THE TIME AND DID IT RIGHT, AND AT THE SAME TIME, LOOK GOOD TO... IT HAS A VERY STONG CONSTUCTOIN AND WAS BUILT RIGHT,THIS MAN IS A TRUE ARTIST,HE BUILT THE BOAT,HAD THE INTEREAR DONE,AND DID THE PAINT JOB, ALL HIM SELF...(BUT DID NOT FINISH INSIDE THE BOAT). THERE IS A BED IN THE BOW AND TWO COUCHE'S WITH A CABENNET AREA CUT OUT FOR TV AND DVD PLAYER. THERE IS A OLD OUTDATED VHF,LORAN,AND COMPAS...(THAT WORKS BY THE WAY) THERE IS NO TV BUT THE CUT OUT IS THERE.. THERE IS SOME COSMETIC WORK THAT NEED TO BE DONE, TO FINISH (CUSHING FOR THE BED AND SOME SPEAKER'S,AND SPEAKER'S PANNEL'S TO BE INSTALLED) ALL IN THE BOW AREA BY THE BED,IT GOT TWOSEAT'S IN THE FRONT AND A COUCHSEATING AREA THAT SIT'S 4 CUMFERTUBLE SO A TOTAL OF SIX PASENGER'S...SLEEPS TWO THE DOOR TO GO INSIDE THE CABIN,HAS COME APART. I GUESS THE GLUE THEY USED WAS NOT WATERPROOF, BUT I HAVE ALL THE PEICE'S TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. THE GUAGE'S NEED TO BE UPDATED THEY GOT SOME WEAR FOR THE SUN. I WOULD REPLACE ALL OF THEM (YOU CAN FIND COMPLETE SET'S FOR CHEAP RIGHT ON EBAY) THE SEATING AREA OUTSIDE CAN USE SOME CLEANING AND TLC BUT OVER ALL IT PASSABLE.. THE MOTOR'S ARE BLACK MAX 200 MERK'S THAT RUN GOOD...THEY ARE MOUNTED ON A HEAVY DUTY ALUMINUM MOTOR PLATE THAT EXTEND'S THEM OUT 2 FT...(FOR QUICK PLANEING).....THE WHERE $17000.00 EACH BRAND NEW. BOTH MOTOR'S RUN GRAITE AND HAVE NEW WATERPUMPS. (DONE BY ME, AT THE END OF LAST SEASON), LONG SHAFT HEAVY DUTY OFF SHORE LOWER UNIT'S, WITH LOW WATER PICK UP'S SOLID MOUNT'S, DRILED EXUAST, AND STAINLESS STEEL PROP'S. THE PROP'S ALONE WHERE $1600.00 FOR THE PAIR... OVER ALL THIS BOAT HAS SOME WHERE AND TEAR ON IT ,BUT, ALL IT NEED'S SOME TLC...SOMETHING I CAN'T GIVE IT RIGHT NOW. SO I RATHER LET SOMEONE ELSE INJOY IT...IS A NICE PROJEST FOR SOME ONE WITH A LOVE FOR BOATING... I JUST STARTED A NEW BOAT / AUTO TRANSPORTING BUISNESS, SO I HAVE NO TIME TO USE THIS BOAT. LAST SEASON I USED IT ONE TIME... I CAN ALSO TRANSPORT THIS BOAT WHERE EVER IT NEED TO GO FOR A FAIR PRICE..... MY NAME IS NICK AND I CAN BE REACHED

This was written quite eloquently to start - then he ran it through the new eBay spell checker - "Puder's - speel chekk this fokker!" and well, this is what came out as a result. :D

SKRAMER 03-15-2006 07:59 AM

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sweet :evilb:

Jupiter Sunsation 03-15-2006 08:17 AM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
Semper said it, GAY.............................I did like the idea of running poker runs and talking about how "grate" it is/ was.

Anyone catch the email at the end, it describes the boat perfectly...........nicknicknasty@aol.

Too bad it starts at 10K, I would enjoy watching the bidding if it started at 1.00.

Chris288 03-15-2006 08:56 AM

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awe shucks,, if it had come with that ratty old trailer I might have considered it.. That would have been a GRIATE deal, and I would have felt very CUMFERTUBLE purchasing this GRATE boat.. :D

jayhawk261 03-15-2006 10:28 AM

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..."HAD THE INTEREAR DONE"...

Does this sound like a painful propostion to anyone else? I'm not sure I'd like to have my interear done! :drink:

Well, I guess I will mark Cigarette of my shopping list!!! :D :D

And before anyone starts, no it wasn't on the list before cause I'm Poor!! My family's so poor that if drinking scotch were a job, my dad would be a millionaire! (paraphrase from Eric Cartman).

resurrected 03-15-2006 11:01 AM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
Someone should take up a collection, to make sure it does go to as many poker runs as possible. JUST THE WAY IT IS!!! :D :D :D

resurrected 03-15-2006 11:03 AM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
[QUOTE=dreamer]one of a kind!!!!

Thank God for that! When they made it they broke the mold... and tried to make like it was an accident!!

Zudnic 03-15-2006 12:10 PM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
From buying cars for a living was given this old and wise advice, never buy the owner or mechanics personnel vehicle cause they usely end up being POS! Guess I can boat builder to that list!!!

But they built it right?

THE DOOR TO GO INSIDE THE CABIN,HAS COME APART. I GUESS THE GLUE THEY USED WAS NOT WATERPROOF
:evilb:

JS232 03-15-2006 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Troutly
"THIS BOAT WAS BUILT BY A GRATE BOAT BUILDER THAT WORKED FOR CIGARETTE BACK IN THE DAY'S."

Well, this explains the interior :D
"She's a beaut' Clark!" :p


I would like to know wich Cigarette model the guy worked on when He was with the racing team... :rolleyes: :D Any thoughts? :D :p

dockrocker 03-15-2006 01:21 PM

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http://nastyhobbit.wordpress.com/fil...rammartime.gif

CAP071 03-15-2006 01:50 PM

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Wonder what insurance would be for that puppy ? :D

bigd1 03-15-2006 02:00 PM

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HAHA!! What's worse? The boat, the pics, or the description? What a POS!

Sydwayz 03-15-2006 02:05 PM

Re: nice custom powerboat on ebay
 
I'll bet he drives an Avnlanech. :D :D

dreamer 03-15-2006 02:21 PM

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we should all buy it for fun... the oso village bike... leave it somewhere in the bay and anyone who wants to use it can :drink:

Pantera1 03-15-2006 05:04 PM

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That thing is GRATE , love the interer. But the most important thing has to be the "STONG CONSTUCTOIN " .
Is this for real ?? It dont say much fo da Albama skool sistem :D

satisfactionII 03-15-2006 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by woody1
The overspray on the trim tab is awesome :rolleyes:

Nice looking dirt clods on the props as well.
What a POS.

Dave M 03-15-2006 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by insptech
Hey!! It says MONSOON on it, isn't that Sidewayz' boat :D :D

LMAO! You beat me to it.... :evilb: :D

SOX 03-15-2006 07:03 PM

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I think it is obvious by his spelling that this guy isn't the sharpest tool...

Does anyone believe that boat was built five years ago? What year are those egg beaters? And Of course the top notch construction, the builder built everything solid (except the cabin door :rolleyes: )

SOX 03-15-2006 07:11 PM

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2 Attachment(s)
Hey, no rub rail.

ToTheMax 03-15-2006 07:18 PM

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Wow, that looks like it could have been from a Trailer Park Boys episode! :eek: :drink:

bojoe2 03-15-2006 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JS232
WTH is that thing? :eek: :D

Is'nt what Stephen King called IT ?? :rolleyes: :D

WHAT HE SAID :D

TomR 03-15-2006 08:51 PM

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Ahhhh.......you guys are just plain mean. This poor SOB really thinks he has a nice boat!! :D

satisfactionII 03-15-2006 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TomR
Ahhhh.......you guys are just plain mean. This poor SOB really thinks he has a nice boat!! :D

That's what he gets for thinking. :evilb: :D :evilb:

dreamer 03-15-2006 09:34 PM

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smithtown NY... any member in the area that can check this boat out for me?


























someone on the board should go meet this tool and take a look at this one of a kind... just think what a great story it would make :drink:

Chris288 03-15-2006 09:57 PM

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Gotta luv those hevi duti trim tabs,,, they are defenitly bilt tuff.

P.S. Smithtown, Thats right in the middle of L.I. someone should be close..

ToTheMax 03-15-2006 10:10 PM

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Not only the boat, but you gotta love the trailer! Is that the latest offering from Myco?!! (so that's what they look like without paint!)

glassdave 03-15-2006 10:24 PM

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his phone # is in the ad . . . i'm half tempted to call him purely for the entertainment value :D :D


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