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Zudnic 04-08-2006 10:34 AM

What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I'm headed out to do some work so I'll tell you all latter what it is that I do for a living. Just curious what the rest of you do for work or if retired what you did in your old life???? :D

masher44 04-08-2006 10:36 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
Male Escort

cuda 04-08-2006 10:41 AM

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Chippendale dancer.

ratman 04-08-2006 10:43 AM

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english muffin fork splitter

packinair 04-08-2006 10:47 AM

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urinal cake changer

OldSchool 04-08-2006 10:50 AM

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Petroleum dispensing engineer (gas pump jockey) :D :evilb: :drink: :evilb:

Marginmn 04-08-2006 10:57 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I deliver egg roll frying oil to Chinese restaurants.

SpeedGirl 04-08-2006 11:01 AM

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Chicken sexer :D

wrinkleface 04-08-2006 11:02 AM

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I am a porno dog promoter! My dog George over to the left pays the bills!! :p

Magic Medicine 04-08-2006 11:02 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
Collect a check at the first of the month!

SpeedGirl 04-08-2006 11:02 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
Anyone need a job?
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/2841/

BY U BOY 04-08-2006 11:26 AM

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Hot Air Balloon Pilot

Dangerous Dave 04-08-2006 12:01 PM

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muffler bearing inspector

Comanche3Six 04-08-2006 12:03 PM

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Apache talent scout

Fountain38SC 04-08-2006 12:10 PM

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TV evangelist

bmanafort 04-08-2006 12:17 PM

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I am a fluffer on adult movie sets

cuda 04-08-2006 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Comanche3Six
Apache talent scout

Shouldn't that be Apache Test Driver? That ought to be a pretty safe job. :D

JB4Boyne 04-08-2006 12:44 PM

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God

JAdamz 04-08-2006 12:44 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
Composer of the audio that comes out of computer modems when you dial out.

DollaBill 04-08-2006 12:58 PM

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Playboy photographer :) & Bartending Consultant


























Oh, yeah. Boat Sales

Payton 04-08-2006 01:00 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I cut the cheese.

raytart 04-08-2006 01:06 PM

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bullsh-t artist

Iggy 04-08-2006 01:11 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
Weapons tester.
I smack every bomb with a hammer looking for duds. :D

BBB725 04-08-2006 01:12 PM

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Manufacture left handed metric aluminum magnets

Racegirl3 04-08-2006 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fountain38SC
TV evangelist



Ive seen you save a few people :drink:

Racegirl3 04-08-2006 01:17 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
Oh ya .. Im a wanna be boat whore :D


Speedy ... chicken sexer ... does that mean you take care of c@cks? :eek: :cool:

Katapult 04-08-2006 01:19 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
BBC725 I have been looking for a metric aluminum magnet for a long time, but i need a double ended multi use right handed model

bonecrusher 04-08-2006 01:21 PM

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Sperm Donater!

SUPERSTITIOUS 04-08-2006 01:26 PM

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a UTE..............









































UNIT TRANSFERE ENGINEER............































USED CAR SALES MANAGER............














:D

BBB725 04-08-2006 01:27 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 

Originally Posted by Katapult
BBC725 I have been looking for a metric aluminum magnet for a long time, but i need a double ended multi use right handed model

That should be available sometime next year, but only the commercial model.

packinair 04-08-2006 01:31 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I am also a x pro football player with 2 superbowl rings, and own 10 car dealerships, one that has an underground hidden garage

ratman 04-08-2006 01:34 PM

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I am also a x pro football player with 2 superbowl rings, and own 10 car dealerships, one that has an underground hidden garage
lilduece lives :evilb:

US1 Fountain 04-08-2006 01:50 PM

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offshore boating website owner

Spicy 04-08-2006 02:25 PM

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I work at a factory picking the fly sh!t out of pepper.... :D :D

bouyhunter 04-08-2006 02:26 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I review strip clubs for content and quality, and occaisonly I work on other peoples boats.

Oh wait, thats not me. That's someone else.

I beg for money for charities, and debate political views, I also am a fan of perfect punctuation,

Oh wait, that's not me. That's someone else.

I cover peoples car's with scotch tape to protect it from birdsh!t and road debris.

Oh wait, that's not me. That's someone else.

I buy lot's of boat's, work on them and make them nice, and then sell them without ever having ridden in one of them.

Oh wait, that's not me. That's someone else.

I search the web for the most disgusting and stomach turning video clips I can find to post them in the UC section.

Oh wait, that's not me. That's someone else.

OK guy's I threw the gauntlet down... I'm ready to take a few punches...

Fountain38SC 04-08-2006 02:40 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 

Originally Posted by Racegirl3
Ive seen you save a few people :drink:

Baptize them with alcohol until the repent. :drink:

SpeedGirl 04-08-2006 02:50 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 

Originally Posted by Racegirl3
Speedy ... chicken sexer ... does that mean you take care of c@cks? :eek: :cool:

:crazy: ;) ;) :drool: :D

wouldn't that be chicken choker........ LMAO

BY U BOY 04-08-2006 02:52 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I Forgot I Also Change Blinker Fluid On Weekends.

MegaByte*3 04-08-2006 02:54 PM

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Elephant Sperm Collector

masher44 04-08-2006 03:11 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
Packin has a new job at the hospital putting wheels on mis-carriages


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