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Old 01-17-2002, 09:31 PM
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Earlier today a paramedic unit from one of our stations was dispatched to a city next to us, along with a squad from the other city. The call was put out as a "nose bleed". While enroute the units were advised to go to a different channel for info. The dispatcher advised the responding units that the call was actually "penis amputation". There was dead silence on the radio after that, then the units came back with " ahhh....ok we copy".
It seems this 20 year old was at work where there are about 80 employees, pulled his unit out stretched as far as he could and with one fail swoop cut it off.

When the responders got there he was just standing there with the said unit in his hand. They said he cut it flush at the base and even got in the scrotum. Damn near blead to death. Both the big patient and the little patient where transported to the nearest trauma center.

He stated the voices in his head told him to cut it off and it would cure him. (from what I don't know)

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Old 01-17-2002, 09:34 PM
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Anybody dumb enuf to cut their penis off... they should just let him die...
 
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OK thats it, no more off topic posts. this is a boating site, not rescue 911.
ya gotta be pretty f$#ked up to do that. hope the rest of your shift went smooth.
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This time of year most of us get five-foot-itis. I guess this joker has six-inch-itis!!
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Maybe he just wanted to FEEL like giving himself a BJ or is his last name BOBBIT ,I did it as my sis is my role model!!

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Wow! Have I got a story to tell on my next shift. Ive been on some pretty strange calls but that takes the cake....Im speechless and he's penis-less.
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One in the hand is worth two in the bush ???
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Oh man!!!
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