While traveling across the water at 126MPH Friday I had a few random thoughts about high speed boating.(First time in a CAT)

Beer is siphoned from its can if you do not hold your hand over it, forget trying to get a drink.

Expensive sunglasses seem to grow a permanent contact between the bridge of your nose and index finger.

If your hat blows off forget turning around to try and find it...Who knows how many miles back it may be.

Ducks have no chance of flight before you pass through the flock...

and the pucker factor is greatly increased while passing over the wake of another boat

126 and you live in Oklahoma.Must be one of those "real fast MTIs" from E-dock

Sorry JC, was not on an MTI.

What it be?

One capable of going much faster...

Must of been a Skater then

But what's great is that if you Crap your pants you will never smell it

ou wanted some!?